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tim and eric's billion dollar movie: ERic wornenheimer is sitting at the taquter, trying to calculate a way to profit off the mall. "Come on come onnnn...". It calculates an answer in celery man's computer voice and eric stands up and says "Yesss" making a triumphant like fist, where you like make a fist and move it slowly forward or something (also in this scene that sentence would be shown on a giant cue card and a narrator beyond the cameras is reading it. So then like the taquter 3d prints a taquito like it always does when it gets the right answer, and eric wornsten gets the taquito and takes a very crunchy sounding bite out of it, and then says "Consider THOSE numbers CRUNCHED!". Then he's like chewing for awhile and as an after thought he notices the other end is out of taquito filling so says "Hey Taquito, I think the taquter is running out of filling". Then Taquito makes some sort of acknowledgement and opens a lid on the top of the taquter and then sits on it like a toilet with a magazine because that's how to refill the taquter's taquito filling. "Taquito, I thought this was a taquter, not a toiluter" says aric snartheim. Then Taquito says fomething funny in reply. End scene. That was a good post, I'm pretty sure I didn't write any passwords in it so I guess I'll post it without rereading. Also I have this good idea where you pretty much put an 's' sound on the end of nouns without one and remove the s sound on nouns that already have one: Also I's have this good ideas where yous pretty much put an 's's sounds on the ends of noun without ones and remove the s's sounds on noun that already have ones: |
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All right, this next one works for Jaws or elf or pretty much any movie, it would be a good line in most arnold schwartsnzeneggernegger movies. It's "I got a boner with your name on it". So in elf, plippy pete, or whatever will ferrells character is named is like in the present making place and there's this really nice cold blowing air conditioning unit called a "bone air" cuz its so cold it chills you to the bone. And his girldfreind is hot in summer so he makes a special one with her name engraved then he says "I got a boner (bone air) with your name on it" and she slaps him. Or in jaws, the shark pops its monster head up and says in monster talk "I got a boner with your name on it" then he grabs the boat with his fins and a giant shark penis starts thrusting through the middle of the boat breaking boards and causing leaks and stuff. There should be a character in my little pony that says that line every episode. |
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