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Drying off after a shower
 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2015-02-27 13:27 [#02485076]
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Ever dry off and after you've dressed you find that your
ass crack hole is still too moist? Solution. Spread your
cheeks while sitting on your bed. Goes a long way to prevent
that clammy mushy ass feeling as you start your day. You
know what I mean?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-02-27 13:29 [#02485077]
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i heard talc helps but i dont use it myself, but yeah i hate
this feeling myself


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2015-02-27 14:00 [#02485078]
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Just sit on your bed, spread your ass, and wiggle. Believe
you me this works


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-02-27 14:33 [#02485079]
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or upturn a bicycle wheel onto your knackers and get someone
to peddle really fast


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2015-02-27 14:41 [#02485080]
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You need Viz's Clag Gone


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2015-02-27 14:44 [#02485081]
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That said, I will try this, as. especially as one gets
older, you really don't want a moist crack.


 

offline RussellDust on 2015-02-27 14:46 [#02485082]
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You have worms, mate.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-02-27 14:52 [#02485083]
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yeah i stole the idea from viz


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2015-02-27 15:52 [#02485084]
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You disgust me!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2015-02-27 15:57 [#02485085]
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LAZY_TREATMENT


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2015-03-02 19:50 [#02485282]
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blow dry


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2015-03-02 21:07 [#02485287]
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Why not simply get in there with a towel instead of rubbing
your ham flower on the comforter?


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2015-03-02 21:21 [#02485289]
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Don't forget to moisturize your balls too


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2015-03-02 21:23 [#02485290]
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Well I don't take my towel in to the bedroom, and even if I
wipe my are good and dry right out of the shower, it seems
it's never completely dry. So for good measure before
throwing on some gitch....I sit on the bed and give it a
spread


 

offline ddrummondd on 2015-03-03 02:39 [#02485297]
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closet homo


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2015-03-05 15:01 [#02485394]
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You're supposed to mist on the body dew while you're skin is
still wet tho.


 


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