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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-16 04:59 [#02480766]
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The complete SHIT known as MEN is as follows: upon seeing
any reasonably aged, reasonably healthy, reasonably
attractive female human, we will think about fucking the
female. No exceptions.

source: personal experience


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-12-16 05:09 [#02480768]
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and gay man - A MYTH


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2014-12-16 07:49 [#02480769]
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nailed it


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2014-12-16 08:31 [#02480773]
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Women mirror this perfectly: upon seeing ANY man at all they
will want that man to think about fucking them. This is
enforced even by the presence of other women.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-16 12:40 [#02480778]
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my dumb balls make me think it's good to do sex


 

offline glaase from Harrisburg (United States) on 2014-12-16 12:55 [#02480781]
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I usually think about letting them pick out three items on
sale at bath and body works or victoria's secret


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-16 13:02 [#02480783]
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paternalistic AND frugal.

Scum!


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-12-16 13:05 [#02480786]
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I have never had so little libido in my life. I was hornier
when I was eight.


 

offline glaase from Harrisburg (United States) on 2014-12-16 13:24 [#02480788]
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Not me, my fires are lit. Two hotties at work on my shift,
one of which loves to flirt and play games, and she is a
gorgeous mixed white latina who had 3000 followers on her
selfie instagram account before she closed it upon learning
the above about men, especially when they are anonymous on
the internet. I bottle that up and bring it home (and she
gives me pictures, or I "borrow her phone for something").

Then my wife's best friend, (who I've known as long as her)
and her husband got a hot tub and invited us up. She is a
poor, bored, under-appreciated house wife who lost her
license for a DUI and is stuck at home with her kids.
Having kids momed her up temporarily, but she's Zumba'd that
back into something more awesome than it was before. He
doesn't appreciate it though and calls her fat, but oh no..
My wife and I are committed to getting him inspired, and she
even said that if she ever messed with a girl it would be
her because they are so close.

I jumped up and down and meeped for about 10 minutes the
next time I was by myself.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-16 14:15 [#02480796]
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we should send today glasse back in time to get all horny in
8 year old russelldust's ass


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-12-16 14:31 [#02480797]
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Ted please!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-12-16 15:56 [#02480802]
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same. i don't give a fuck. i'd like to talk to a reasonable
chick anyway, lots of time has passed since. maybe i'd never
talk to a chick the way i would do it now.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-12-16 16:45 [#02480817]
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This thread has got me all steamed up.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-16 18:20 [#02480821]
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I just read that men who enjoy spicy food have more
testosterone. Let's get those blood capsaicin levels up,
boys. It ain't the real thing if your spunk don't sting.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-12-16 19:03 [#02480823]
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haha. it ain't the real thing cuz all bitches think they are
beyonce in the place i live.. the ugly ones even


 

offline Nooge on 2014-12-16 19:46 [#02480828]
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Just keep this picture in your wallet and show it to them
whenever they're out of line.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-12-16 20:21 [#02480829]
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lol whats that. mwaha


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2014-12-16 23:16 [#02480839]
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the kind of feminism we're talking about here is awful isnt
it? it comes from the same academic culture that since about
the 70s has spent all there time telling us how israel is a
killing machine and that secular humanists are as
fundamentalist as conservative religion and that guantanamo
bay is just as bad as the russian gulags. we shuldn't trust
them very much.

im not sure how i feel abuot u guys choosing feminism as
your foremost gripe with the left when the rest of the lefts
problems dont seem to alarm u very much. i mean these kinds
of feminists sort of dont matter theyre just annoying.
anyway im pretty sure u guys are humanists that will demand
nothing less than equal rights 4 all


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2014-12-16 23:25 [#02480840]
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there are real feminists and humanists out there. they dont
really blame the misogyny of religion on imperialism, they
dont blame men for having dick, they dont blame capitalism
for making girls too sexy.
and they dont fuck about. these girls have been burned with
acid, written books in dangerous countries that we're all
too fagget to step foot in. hard girls no bullshit no issues
about money or daddy. i could go for a girl like that i rly
cud.


 

offline milkywhore from Land of Lion's Milk (Turkey) on 2014-12-16 23:50 [#02480843]
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modernism is boring, it's rather fun to have archaic shit
ass clan structures, with men working the shit out at the
oil refinery and their topless bar women cooking for them
and giving them a nice fuck.

today all you get is some xltronic prick working at the
office for some unfucked female boss.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-17 00:11 [#02480845]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



We need to go back to a time when I am your king and your
women lick my large testicle's while u work in the shit
factory


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-12-17 05:35 [#02480865]
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I'm in my late 30s and I get bonerz over the vaguest hint of
sex. I used to get random bonerz in my teens and twenties.
Thank god that's done. I used to wank 3-5 times a day for a
week or two until my cock puffed out like a balloon lol

I love eating pussy. Grind it all over my face baby


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-17 12:18 [#02480875]
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That's the spirit! Wallow in it.

your rank: sex pig


 


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