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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-16 04:59 [#02480766]
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The complete SHIT known as MEN is as follows: upon seeing any reasonably aged, reasonably healthy, reasonably attractive female human, we will think about fucking the female. No exceptions.
source: personal experience
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wavephace
from off the chain on 2014-12-16 05:09 [#02480768]
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and gay man - A MYTH
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2014-12-16 07:49 [#02480769]
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nailed it
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Co-existence
from Bergen (Norway) on 2014-12-16 08:31 [#02480773]
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Women mirror this perfectly: upon seeing ANY man at all they will want that man to think about fucking them. This is enforced even by the presence of other women.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-16 12:40 [#02480778]
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my dumb balls make me think it's good to do sex
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glaase
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2014-12-16 12:55 [#02480781]
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I usually think about letting them pick out three items on sale at bath and body works or victoria's secret
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-16 13:02 [#02480783]
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paternalistic AND frugal.
Scum!
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RussellDust
on 2014-12-16 13:05 [#02480786]
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I have never had so little libido in my life. I was hornier when I was eight.
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glaase
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2014-12-16 13:24 [#02480788]
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Not me, my fires are lit. Two hotties at work on my shift, one of which loves to flirt and play games, and she is a gorgeous mixed white latina who had 3000 followers on her selfie instagram account before she closed it upon learning the above about men, especially when they are anonymous on the internet. I bottle that up and bring it home (and she gives me pictures, or I "borrow her phone for something").
Then my wife's best friend, (who I've known as long as her) and her husband got a hot tub and invited us up. She is a poor, bored, under-appreciated house wife who lost her license for a DUI and is stuck at home with her kids. Having kids momed her up temporarily, but she's Zumba'd that back into something more awesome than it was before. He doesn't appreciate it though and calls her fat, but oh no.. My wife and I are committed to getting him inspired, and she even said that if she ever messed with a girl it would be her because they are so close.
I jumped up and down and meeped for about 10 minutes the next time I was by myself.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-16 14:15 [#02480796]
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we should send today glasse back in time to get all horny in 8 year old russelldust's ass
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RussellDust
on 2014-12-16 14:31 [#02480797]
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Ted please!
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-12-16 15:56 [#02480802]
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same. i don't give a fuck. i'd like to talk to a reasonable chick anyway, lots of time has passed since. maybe i'd never talk to a chick the way i would do it now.
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-12-16 16:45 [#02480817]
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This thread has got me all steamed up.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-16 18:20 [#02480821]
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I just read that men who enjoy spicy food have more testosterone. Let's get those blood capsaicin levels up, boys. It ain't the real thing if your spunk don't sting.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-12-16 19:03 [#02480823]
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haha. it ain't the real thing cuz all bitches think they are beyonce in the place i live.. the ugly ones even
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Nooge
on 2014-12-16 19:46 [#02480828]
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Just keep this picture in your wallet and show it to them whenever they're out of line.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-12-16 20:21 [#02480829]
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lol whats that. mwaha
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2014-12-16 23:16 [#02480839]
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the kind of feminism we're talking about here is awful isnt it? it comes from the same academic culture that since about the 70s has spent all there time telling us how israel is a killing machine and that secular humanists are as fundamentalist as conservative religion and that guantanamo bay is just as bad as the russian gulags. we shuldn't trust them very much.
im not sure how i feel abuot u guys choosing feminism as your foremost gripe with the left when the rest of the lefts problems dont seem to alarm u very much. i mean these kinds of feminists sort of dont matter theyre just annoying. anyway im pretty sure u guys are humanists that will demand nothing less than equal rights 4 all
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2014-12-16 23:25 [#02480840]
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there are real feminists and humanists out there. they dont really blame the misogyny of religion on imperialism, they dont blame men for having dick, they dont blame capitalism for making girls too sexy.
and they dont fuck about. these girls have been burned with acid, written books in dangerous countries that we're all too fagget to step foot in. hard girls no bullshit no issues about money or daddy. i could go for a girl like that i rly cud.
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milkywhore
from Land of Lion's Milk (Turkey) on 2014-12-16 23:50 [#02480843]
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modernism is boring, it's rather fun to have archaic shit ass clan structures, with men working the shit out at the oil refinery and their topless bar women cooking for them and giving them a nice fuck.
today all you get is some xltronic prick working at the office for some unfucked female boss.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-17 00:11 [#02480845]
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We need to go back to a time when I am your king and your women lick my large testicle's while u work in the shit factory
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chachmaster3000
on 2014-12-17 05:35 [#02480865]
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I'm in my late 30s and I get bonerz over the vaguest hint of sex. I used to get random bonerz in my teens and twenties. Thank god that's done. I used to wank 3-5 times a day for a week or two until my cock puffed out like a balloon lol
I love eating pussy. Grind it all over my face baby
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-17 12:18 [#02480875]
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That's the spirit! Wallow in it.
your rank: sex pig
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