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offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-12-08 23:20 [#02480376]
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did u know god just doesnt let the angels in heavan mooch
of him 4 free? they have to pay the rent.... how do the
angel earn there keep in heavan??

punch line


 

offline milkywhore from Land of Lion's Milk (Turkey) on 2014-12-08 23:33 [#02480377]
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you're a christian joke


 

offline seba on 2014-12-09 02:24 [#02480387]
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delete the word christian


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2014-12-09 17:03 [#02480418]
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Banned


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2014-12-09 17:38 [#02480419]
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it got a chuckle out of me


 

offline milkywhore from Land of Lion's Milk (Turkey) on 2014-12-09 18:13 [#02480420]
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stfu crasshole


 

offline glaase from Harrisburg (United States) on 2014-12-09 18:29 [#02480423]
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christian side joke


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-11 01:09 [#02480464]
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this makes me euphoric


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-12-11 14:12 [#02480488]
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That was alright. : )


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-12-11 15:57 [#02480495]
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i had it up 2 here with those athiest dorks who think there
so smart. athieism is the most dumbed down belief system its
ok if believe it but dont act like ur smarter then the rest
of us cuz u DONT EVEN HAVE IDEAS


 

offline glaase from Harrisburg (United States) on 2014-12-11 17:06 [#02480496]
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i guess if i wanted to play sonic while being in the blues
brothers i might feel that way too


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-12-11 17:19 [#02480497]
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They have ideas, and they're also on some sort of crusade.


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-12-11 19:59 [#02480508]
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if u are actually smart and creative u make up ur own
religion like me or L ron hubberd (his religion imo just
turned into a money making thing tho and he probly didnt
understand the universe any better which is just sad)


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-12-15 17:22 [#02480702]
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*takes selfie outside siege thread*


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-15 17:34 [#02480703]
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#honeygate tho


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-12-15 18:56 [#02480706]
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That's it, he's fed up!

People beware!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-12-15 20:11 [#02480713]
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WARN


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-12-15 20:28 [#02480716]
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You know that's God, yet again making it all confusing!

BTW the more I take shits, and read Michael Kupperman, the
more I think you two should be married.


 

offline Nooge on 2014-12-15 23:20 [#02480736]
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We're truly in seventh heavan now.


 

offline big from lsg on 2014-12-16 02:12 [#02480747]
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the chicken wanting to get to the other side actually means
it wanting to go to heaven
do chickens go to heaven, wavephace?


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-12-16 03:32 [#02480753]
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the chicken could go 2 hell and become chicken nugget


 


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