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offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-05-22 23:23 [#02471575]
Points: 498 Status: Addict



1
Scrub your way across the internet for a minimum of 10 years
crafting an internet persona based on trendy coolguy
"underground" techno

2
Every now and then bump old threads from your first 1-3
years in (1) to convey a sense of being a "forum veteran"

3
Be a douche

4
Listen to die antwoord

5
Act all cliquey and jockish

5
Act like you're way cooler than watmm and would never go
there, but lick joyrexs ass when he comes here


 

offline ddrummondd on 2014-05-23 00:45 [#02471580]
Points: 558 Status: Regular



wow you're really cool then. congrats.


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-05-23 01:09 [#02471584]
Points: 3098 Status: Lurker



this is really usefull


 

offline welcomeback from Sao Paulo (Brazil) on 2014-05-23 02:16 [#02471585]
Points: 21 Status: Lurker



i am not cool :((((((


 

offline welcomeback from Sao Paulo (Brazil) on 2014-05-23 02:17 [#02471586]
Points: 21 Status: Lurker



i am hot


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2014-05-23 02:51 [#02471588]
Points: 10789 Status: Regular



im really starting to like die antword. thx hardcode


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2014-05-23 06:21 [#02471591]
Points: 14283 Status: Regular



It's all about how many points you have


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-05-23 10:12 [#02471592]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular | Followup to djhardcode: #02471575



So far you've only mastered rule 3.

That's right, I'm using your own words to call you a
douche!!!!

HAHAHA! PWND!!!!


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-05-23 11:25 [#02471598]
Points: 15932 Status: Regular



I love his hate for 'hipsters'. I think he should read about
the term. Trendy followers aren't necessarily hipsters. Oh
fuck here we go again.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-05-23 11:37 [#02471599]
Points: 15932 Status: Regular



From some article i read yesterday (or i wouldn't bother):

The original hipster wore Italian suits, listened to Charlie
Parker's brand of "cool" jazz, shot up heroin and doubled as
what Norman Mailer, in a famous essay of 1957, christened
"The White Negro". Mass-marketed, he was the idealised stud
of Hugh Hefner's "Playboy philosophy", at his incomparable
best the taboo-shattering stand-up Lenny Bruce. Something
cooler and blacker than the beatnik, he was a cut above the
hippie, which, pre-bells and beads, signified a failed or at
best wannabe hipster. He vanished around 1960. Now he's back
(and she too) and the Urban Dictionary describes "a
subculture of men and women typically in their 20s and 30s
that value independent thinking, counter-culture,
progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock,
creativity, intelligence, and witty banter".

"the white negro" bit! that should please all you "nigger
and poop" cunts.


 

offline wavephallus from London (United Kingdom) on 2014-05-23 13:23 [#02471600]
Points: 129 Status: Regular



this thread is enitrely correct


 

offline wavephallus from London (United Kingdom) on 2014-05-23 13:30 [#02471601]
Points: 129 Status: Regular



i would also like to add:

6
get all angry and upset when someone comes along and calls
them out for being complete and utter tools, and scramble to
find ways to counter this perceieved injustice, typically
incorporating irrelevant, shallow concepts for which they
have very little understanding


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2014-05-24 08:36 [#02471649]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



cool story bro


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2014-05-25 07:19 [#02471670]
Points: 2281 Status: Lurker



who is joyrex anyways?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2014-05-25 16:16 [#02471675]
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You can try what every you like but: you either have it or
you don't.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-05-25 16:46 [#02471676]
Points: 6258 Status: Lurker



1
,leave


 

offline milfywhore on 2014-05-25 22:09 [#02471691]
Points: 399 Status: Regular



listen to schranz and gabber, this gives you a lot of
credits here!


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-05-25 22:14 [#02471694]
Points: 15932 Status: Regular



I know for a fact signeduptoLOL once wanked listening to the
pet shop boys anthem "go west". Looking in a mirror. With an
open tin of tapenade for ambiance aroma. Now that's
cool.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-05-26 02:11 [#02471702]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular



Gay


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2014-05-27 12:17 [#02471761]
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this is how you do it!


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2014-05-27 13:37 [#02471763]
Points: 10789 Status: Regular | Followup to larn: #02471761



haha yup


 


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