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djhardcode
from Netherlands, The on 2014-05-22 23:23 [#02471575]
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1 Scrub your way across the internet for a minimum of 10 years crafting an internet persona based on trendy coolguy "underground" techno
2 Every now and then bump old threads from your first 1-3 years in (1) to convey a sense of being a "forum veteran"
3 Be a douche
4 Listen to die antwoord
5 Act all cliquey and jockish
5 Act like you're way cooler than watmm and would never go there, but lick joyrexs ass when he comes here
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ddrummondd
on 2014-05-23 00:45 [#02471580]
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wow you're really cool then. congrats.
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wavephace
from off the chain on 2014-05-23 01:09 [#02471584]
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this is really usefull
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welcomeback
from Sao Paulo (Brazil) on 2014-05-23 02:16 [#02471585]
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i am not cool :((((((
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welcomeback
from Sao Paulo (Brazil) on 2014-05-23 02:17 [#02471586]
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i am hot
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2014-05-23 02:51 [#02471588]
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im really starting to like die antword. thx hardcode
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2014-05-23 06:21 [#02471591]
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It's all about how many points you have
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-05-23 10:12 [#02471592]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular | Followup to djhardcode: #02471575
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So far you've only mastered rule 3.
That's right, I'm using your own words to call you a douche!!!!
HAHAHA! PWND!!!!
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RussellDust
on 2014-05-23 11:25 [#02471598]
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I love his hate for 'hipsters'. I think he should read about the term. Trendy followers aren't necessarily hipsters. Oh fuck here we go again.
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RussellDust
on 2014-05-23 11:37 [#02471599]
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From some article i read yesterday (or i wouldn't bother):
The original hipster wore Italian suits, listened to Charlie Parker's brand of "cool" jazz, shot up heroin and doubled as what Norman Mailer, in a famous essay of 1957, christened "The White Negro". Mass-marketed, he was the idealised stud of Hugh Hefner's "Playboy philosophy", at his incomparable best the taboo-shattering stand-up Lenny Bruce. Something cooler and blacker than the beatnik, he was a cut above the hippie, which, pre-bells and beads, signified a failed or at best wannabe hipster. He vanished around 1960. Now he's back (and she too) and the Urban Dictionary describes "a subculture of men and women typically in their 20s and 30s that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter".
"the white negro" bit! that should please all you "nigger and poop" cunts.
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wavephallus
from London (United Kingdom) on 2014-05-23 13:23 [#02471600]
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this thread is enitrely correct
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wavephallus
from London (United Kingdom) on 2014-05-23 13:30 [#02471601]
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i would also like to add:
6 get all angry and upset when someone comes along and calls them out for being complete and utter tools, and scramble to find ways to counter this perceieved injustice, typically incorporating irrelevant, shallow concepts for which they have very little understanding
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2014-05-24 08:36 [#02471649]
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cool story bro
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2014-05-25 07:19 [#02471670]
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who is joyrex anyways?
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2014-05-25 16:16 [#02471675]
Points: 11230 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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You can try what every you like but: you either have it or you don't.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-05-25 16:46 [#02471676]
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1 ,leave
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milfywhore
on 2014-05-25 22:09 [#02471691]
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listen to schranz and gabber, this gives you a lot of credits here!
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RussellDust
on 2014-05-25 22:14 [#02471694]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker
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I know for a fact signeduptoLOL once wanked listening to the pet shop boys anthem "go west". Looking in a mirror. With an open tin of tapenade for ambiance aroma. Now that's cool.
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-05-26 02:11 [#02471702]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular
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Gay
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2014-05-27 12:17 [#02471761]
Points: 5473 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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this is how you do it!
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2014-05-27 13:37 [#02471763]
Points: 10789 Status: Regular | Followup to larn: #02471761
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haha yup
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