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... Other people are in the washroom and It's completely quiet... If you feel self conscious just reach behind you, and as you squeeze one out simultaneously flush the toilet. |
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and receive a delightful germ douche |
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Start beatboxing to get the most out of the reverb. |
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dont be shamed of pooping IN THE TOILET ..... thats wat ur suppose 2 do lol |
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moan loudly to cover the plop plops |
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"dont be shamed of pooping IN THE TOILET ..... thats wat ur suppose 2 do lol " You're right. Totally. I might be more self conscious because I have the loosest loudest shits every time. I would be laughing at any of the smallest reactions or over continued complete silence upon parping parpitty parp parp |
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Do you poop in one concentrated emission? Because I'll drop a hefty little pellet, and then there's a refractory period before the next stinky dollop will be ready for release. Do you really propose I flush everytime? Because flushing aurally denotes that one is finished with their defecation, that this currently occupied stall will soon be free, however hideous the remaining vapours may be. (Cue Hexane coming in to do his little gaping asshole gimmick, which he seems to have feverishly interpreted as an affirmation that his presence at xltronic.com/mb is appreciated, after all.) |
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Sometimes one emission if I wiggle my hips a certain way at the right moment. Otherwise it's one massive explosion after another on 2-4 separate accounts. In which case I will flush each time to muffle the sound of liquid shit projecting out of my arse along with all the gas that was trapped with it. My shit is so consistently loose that I can only fart when I'm laying down, otherwise I would shit myself |
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Take your shoes off, turn them around and place them on the floor near the front of the stall. That way you'll fool anybody looking under doors for the culprit |
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Some good tips in this thread, thanks! |
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