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offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-16 21:08 [#02470159]
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... Other people are in the washroom and It's completely
quiet...

If you feel self conscious just reach behind you, and as you
squeeze one out simultaneously flush the toilet.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2014-04-16 23:16 [#02470168]
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and receive a delightful germ douche


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2014-04-17 01:04 [#02470173]
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Start beatboxing to get the most out of the reverb.


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-04-17 01:13 [#02470174]
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dont be shamed of pooping IN THE TOILET ..... thats wat ur
suppose 2 do lol


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-04-17 01:15 [#02470175]
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moan loudly to cover the plop plops


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-17 04:06 [#02470181]
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"dont be shamed of pooping IN THE TOILET ..... thats wat ur

suppose 2 do lol "

You're right. Totally. I might be more self conscious
because I have the loosest loudest shits every time. I would
be laughing at any of the smallest reactions or over
continued complete silence upon parping parpitty parp parp


 

offline Jeff Mozart on 2014-04-17 06:26 [#02470182]
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Do you poop in one concentrated emission? Because I'll drop
a hefty little pellet, and then there's a refractory period
before the next stinky dollop will be ready for release.

Do you really propose I flush everytime? Because flushing
aurally denotes that one is finished with their defecation,
that this currently occupied stall will soon be free,
however hideous the remaining vapours may be.

(Cue Hexane coming in to do his little gaping asshole
gimmick, which he seems to have feverishly interpreted as an
affirmation that his presence at xltronic.com/mb is
appreciated, after all.)


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-17 06:40 [#02470184]
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Sometimes one emission if I wiggle my hips a certain way at
the right moment. Otherwise it's one massive explosion after
another on 2-4 separate accounts. In which case I will flush
each time to muffle the sound of liquid shit projecting out
of my arse along with all the gas that was trapped with it.
My shit is so consistently loose that I can only fart when
I'm laying down, otherwise I would shit myself


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2014-04-17 11:55 [#02470197]
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Take your shoes off, turn them around and place them on the
floor near the front of the stall. That way you'll fool
anybody looking under doors for the culprit


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-17 11:57 [#02470198]
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Some good tips in this thread, thanks!


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-20 02:46 [#02470358]
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try this


 


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