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DONALD Jane was walking around flustered. She was going to be late for work, and her special needs son had been trying her patience, though she loved him. She hurriedly checked to make sure she remembered her hat and checked her pocket for her wallet and keys on the way out the door, then turned to her son and said "Now donald..." she said, raising an index finger and making eye contact to make a firm point "don't have sex with the dog while I'm gone". "HAVE SEX WITH THE DOG!" Donald yelled back delighted. "No!... DON'T have sex with the dog!" "HAVE SEX WITH THE DOG!" Donald shrieked and clapped his hands jumping up and down, unable to comprehend the negation in the sentence. "Donald!" she scolded, and he slowly got more serious for a moment because he knew he was being scolded and wiped his nose on his sleeve. "Do NOT have sex with Buster again, do you understand?" Donald made weird finger gestures with one hand while still wiping his nose on his sleeve with the other for about 10 seconds then conflictingly muttered "tits or get the fuck owt mom!". It was just something he learned from the internet. He didn't know it was a bad thing to say and often said it to his mom when he was confused. Jane sighed somewhat angrily, then slammed the door. As she hurried to the car, she heard squeals of delight and saw her room curtain move quite a lot and bump up against the glass briefly. He probably went in there to eat her lipstick as he always did right after she left. But she didn't have time for it, and was super late. (to be continued maybe, probably not, or you can continue it) |
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The bunk in Ben's cabin was small, like, really small. He'd often wondered who was really intended to sleep in these things; midgets or maybe children? As it was for the ship's crew it made the kiddie idea seem creepy but he wouldn't put it past the management. He let one leg hang out over the edge of his bunk, and listened to the hum of the ship. He liked the sounds it made, it lulled him into a feeling of well being. The bleeps, hisses, hums and pulses. Turning over he faced the bulkhead, where he'd posted a photo of the beach where one day he hoped to save up enough to buy a hut and live there. Maybe open a bar. 3 coqseqs away a Bavallian cruiser locked its photon beam on this piece of shit muck trawler. |
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IDM died |
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Sean went over, slapped his penis over a mic a couple of times, recorded it and pushed some effect knobs, called the recording "osla for n". |
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One morning I got up and went to the doctor for a blood test. The doctor said I was vitamin-deficient and needed to |
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It's the story of this prick who made a short story thread... |
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and RussellDouche's hipster sarcasm |
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Hipster? Are you angry? |
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Me and w M w go way back. He knows if i can, i'll have a go. Let us be and mind your own fucking business. |
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Some motherfucker closed the jizz attack thread after a |
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How did you come across this picture? (think carefully) |
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It wasn't me. Obara simply googled "the last days of xltronic". |
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Btw nice rose tattoo you got there on your arm, Russell |
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I'm not looking again just to see who has the rose tatt. I didn't notice tattoos. I didn't have the time. |
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dont post nsfw images without warming ppl there nsfw this is your warning |
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Better suck my dick |
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im not responding 2 that |
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Logged in to LOL! |
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... really? |
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Continue the story you arsebandit |
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