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offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-04-16 08:40 [#00177138]
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http://www.viralbank-store.com/downloads/image/pukka.zip



 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-16 08:43 [#00177142]
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is this porn?


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-16 08:47 [#00177144]
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Did you see that Jamie "Fat Tongued Cunt" Oliver web
page?...with loads of photoshopped jamies in various guises,
movie poster etc....

is this one of them?..

(for US people, Jamie Oliver is a TV chef in the UK...he's
real young, 25'ish....bit of cunt really; on TV too much
talking in this weird Essex accent....

Hope that fills in the gaps for ya...)


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-16 08:49 [#00177145]
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There was one on that page with J O in the Come to daddy
cover... That page was cool but I cant remember it... :(


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-16 09:01 [#00177153]
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yeah, I saw that one...there were hundreds & hundreds of em
on there at one stage....

If anyones got the link, post it here...I wouldn't mind
seeing it again...


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-04-16 09:12 [#00177158]
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no porn!
yep jand is one if them photoshopped powerpoint file



 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-16 09:12 [#00177159]
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He's such a tosser. Have you seen his compilation called
'Cookin'? Its got the predictable fair for a twentysomething
twat like him; Toploader, Cast, Ocean Colour Scene, Travis
etc - all the classics.


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-04-16 09:13 [#00177161]
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jand send me the link to that page
i 'll like to see it


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-16 09:20 [#00177164]
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Found it for you on Google...

http://www.hairytongue.com/gallery/fattongue/ ...

have fun..:)..


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-04-16 10:00 [#00177184]
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thanks man



 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-04-16 10:13 [#00177197]
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very funny


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-16 10:18 [#00177202]
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I forgot how many pictures there are... It's funny, He's not
done anything to be a wanker. He just.... is

No-one quite like the fat toungued freakshow.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-16 10:29 [#00177216]
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Did anyone see the Matt Lucas piss-take on Shooting Stars -
classic!


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-04-16 10:50 [#00177249]
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sorry guys but i need some translation
fromthe english slang
what is pukka?
pukka=real?
mockney=monkey=lickass?

is that correct?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-16 10:57 [#00177255]
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Pukka = good, great
Mockney = fake cockney eg. Guy Ritchie, usually middle class


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-04-16 11:01 [#00177261]
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thanks jonesy
now i got it
but still
why they call him great =pukka
and wanker at the same time doesn't make much sense to me



 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-16 11:02 [#00177268]
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No, he uses the word pukka in order to create a (m)cockney
persona.


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-04-16 11:07 [#00177276]
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right!
so he pretend to be a person cockney and for that reason he
says pukka.

thanks jonesy



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-04-16 12:47 [#00177468]
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That's right and he has a fat tongue and sold his soul to a
supermarket.


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-04-16 13:42 [#00177601]
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i like the fat cheff that is aqlways drunk
what his name?



 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-16 13:46 [#00177613]
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Keith Floyd


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-16 14:19 [#00177740]
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Keith Floyd is great...he got pushed to C5 though =(

Jamie oliver is a twat but his recipes are very good IMO
(improved my parents cooking). why is it middle aged people
love him so much?


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-16 14:24 [#00177765]
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cause he's a mockney.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-16 14:32 [#00177794]
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wallop bish bosh slap it in


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2005-08-11 04:57 [#01691433]
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i gained a little respect for the guy after school dinners


 


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