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Zilty helps me poo.
 

offline Portnoy on 2013-11-20 15:08 [#02464738]
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I love taking a poo while reading xlt on my phone. I do it
everyday, it has become a kind of ritual. This site
definitely has a laxative quality.

With the exception of THE SICK TIMES thread, which makes me
clench prematurely and break a poo in half.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-11-20 16:48 [#02464740]
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Are you pooing whilst XLT'ing, or XLT'ing whilst pooing?

THESE are the kind of questions that the world needs
the answers to..... Forget the fact that advanced
civilizations existed 20,000 years ago.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2013-11-20 17:31 [#02464742]
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"taking a poo while reading xlt"


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2013-11-20 18:43 [#02464743]
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Excellent combination, do you use a desktop? I recommend a
smart phone because it's easier wiping your bum


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2013-11-20 19:26 [#02464745]
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good old toilet paper is out of fashion these days ?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2013-11-20 19:50 [#02464746]
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It's all about apps these days, toilet paper app is great!


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2013-11-20 21:50 [#02464747]
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Does poo help you zilty?


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2013-11-20 22:41 [#02464748]
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Whenever I xltronshit it helps me take a DUMPturbo


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2013-11-20 22:42 [#02464749]
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best mansausageboard


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2013-11-20 22:58 [#02464750]
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when will xlt get tapatalk integration?!?!?!?


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2013-11-20 23:05 [#02464753]
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I love reading xlt while taking a poo. This poo definitely
has a zilty quality. With the exception of yesterday's poo
which reminded me of Flashbulb


 

offline Portnoy on 2013-11-21 04:32 [#02464755]
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Guess what I'm doing right now.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2013-11-21 05:05 [#02464756]
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you're in bed feeling sad for yourself?


 

offline Portnoy on 2013-11-21 09:57 [#02464757]
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Sulking in bed is indeed my natural progression from pooing
and reading xlt.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2013-11-21 12:01 [#02464758]
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WmW?


 

offline Portnoy on 2013-11-21 12:37 [#02464759]
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wMw is all about poop. There's a difference. Poop is what
comes out of cartoon dogs's bottoms.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2013-11-21 13:31 [#02464760]
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I just went to the toilet without reading zilty and ended up
laying a ten-wiper. Let this be a warning to you of the
dangers of unzilty pooping.

Remember, do not defecate on the sabbath (fobia's birthday)

Yours in Dubturbo,

St. Fleetmouse


 


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