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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2013-05-04 19:46 [#02455696]
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I am utterly determined and intensely focused on
assassinating the Pharaoh Thutmose III, sixth Pharaoh of the
eighteenth dynasty.

I will cut on that motherfucker. This is not a joke.

By the time you read this post he will surely die.

[Tardis sounds]

 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2013-05-04 22:57 [#02455714]
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rip :(

 

offline paige__turner from Sultan City (Barbados) on 2013-05-05 21:38 [#02455753]
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*bumps creeping death from the delorean with the top down.*

by top down i mean the doors are closed for time travel.

 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-05-06 03:49 [#02455797]
Points: 3393 Status: Regular | Followup to fleetmouse: #02455696 | Show recordbag



Be careful man- if you can freely travel through time, then
perhaps his supporters have the skill as well! Be safe-
assassinate clean. The best assassinations, are the ones
that aren't posted about on a board such as xlt, which has
over 12 million page views a day.


 

offline Geoffrey Mills on 2013-05-06 04:12 [#02455806]
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have u heard of persephone's bees? such a great littel
canadain band.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2013-05-06 15:50 [#02455895]
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May all those who, in consequence of bribery from either
party, do not speak the truth, incur the eight dangers and
the ten punishments. May they be infected with all sorts of
diseases.

Moreover, may they be destroyed by elephants, bitten and
slain by serpents, killed and devoured by the devils and
giants, the tigers, and other ferocious animals of the
forest. May whoever asserts a falsehood be swallowed by the
earth, may he perish by sudden death, may a thunderbolt from
heaven slay him—the thunderbolt which is one of the arms
of the Nat Deva.

May false witnesses die of bad diseases, be bitten by
crocodiles, be drowned. May they become poor, hated of the
king. May they have calumniating enemies, may they be driven
away, may they become utterly wretched, may every one
ill-treat them, and raise lawsuits against them. May they be
killed with swords, lances, and every sort of weapon. May
they be precipitated into the eight great hells and the 120
smaller ones. May they be tormented. May they be changed
into dogs. And, if finally they become men, may they be
slaves a thousand and ten thousand times. May all their
undertakings, thoughts, and desires, ever remain as
worthless as a heap of cotton burnt by the fire.


 

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