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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 10:35 [#00173603]
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THE JEDI CORPORATE STRUCTURE
Chief Executive Officer - Jedi Chris
Departments…
Intergalactic Affairs/Training – Pachi Weapons & Armoury – Jarworski Industry, Trade & Coolness – The Funkmaster Evilness & Enforcement -Ophecks Peace & Tranquility - LeCoeur Finance & State Expenditure - Amonbrune Culture and Architecture - Nacmat Entertainment & Leisure -WooferAttack Health -Aminal Legislative and Judicial –CeriJC (on vacation at moment) Corporate Security - Nanotech Technology and Science Secretariat –Recycle.
Honorable mentions.... AneurySm – Poop Monger Jedi D-Hex - Darkside Hotel and Resort Pool Manager The Baron Von Picklefoot - Jedi Muffin Man
Special thanks to Raimons and Sydo Dyas - you two are truely evil - bring it on!!
.....and a thank you to everyone else who has joined me with there lightsabers in a mark of respect to how great Episode II will be!!! May the Force be with you!
Jedi 'Master' Chris
Standard Disclaimer: Dark Side CG â„¢ core values reflect the short-term advantages of harnessing hatred for institutional power and the long-term desirability of controlling
the galaxy.We provide direction to our partner organizations through
knowledge, management,incident control and our rapid on-site intervention expertise. Our partnered organizations include the Imperial Senate, the Hutt Gambling Collective of Tattooine, and many large software companies.
Dark Side CGâ„¢ is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft Corporation.
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eric_hard_jams
on 2002-04-14 10:38 [#00173604]
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never underestimate the power of the dark side
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Tasos
from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-14 10:39 [#00173605]
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I'm nothing :'-(
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Paco
from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-04-14 10:41 [#00173607]
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Hey, suffer in silence.
-P
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 10:41 [#00173608]
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Even though you were not lucky enough to be voted onto the Jedi Council....as a Jedi apprentice you like the many others....have an important part to play in the big picture.
Keep smiling! :)
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teapot
from Paddington (Australia) on 2002-04-14 10:56 [#00173612]
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damn what am i then? like cannon fodder ? heheh
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 11:01 [#00173613]
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With every race Teapot there has to be winners - it's the taking part that counts!
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supreme
from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-14 11:17 [#00173617]
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I don't mind....My time will come,
....................and yours too,teapot!
By the time episode III will come out, we'll both be powerfull wizards,responsible enough,for a function like that...!
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eric_hard_jams
on 2002-04-14 11:22 [#00173619]
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bantha fodder
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kalaim badkaama
from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-14 11:40 [#00173626]
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Kalaim badkaama. Ewok poop cleaning dept.
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flea
from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-04-14 12:32 [#00173666]
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geeks!
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 12:33 [#00173667]
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Outcast!
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-14 13:37 [#00173714]
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Thank you man for giving me my perfect role in the department!
I'm off to look at my new toys... heheh
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supreme
from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-14 13:45 [#00173718]
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Supreme : Queen Amidala's clothes designer
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korben dallas
from nz on 2002-04-14 13:46 [#00173720]
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*a witness to the human condition*
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Darth manchu
from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-14 14:03 [#00173726]
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Soon our time will come.........
......next thursday outside the macdonalds in Bristol.
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 14:21 [#00173735]
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Bring it on!
.....after I've had my McChicken Sandwich, and Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry of course!
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plugexpert
from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-14 14:25 [#00173738]
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everybody with a lightsaber needs to get stabbed.
Alaah U Akbar! Alaah U Akbar!
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 14:46 [#00173750]
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Everybody without one needs to get lost!
;)
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Mr_Flappypants
from Louisville (United States) on 2002-04-14 15:00 [#00173755]
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=O i want to be the jedi doggy =*(
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-14 15:00 [#00173756]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jedi Chris: #00173750
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That's another well strange photo, Jedi Chris...
Sort of "Look at my sabre! It's monstrously thick and throbbing!"
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 15:51 [#00173779]
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Amendment... Honorable mentions.... AneurySm – Poop Monger Jedi D-Hex - Darkside Hotel and Resort Pool Manager The Baron Von Picklefoot - Jedi Muffin Man Jedi Doggy - Mr Flappypants
....sorry pal!
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-04-14 16:42 [#00173810]
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"$260? thats a bit steep. you could get a MID PRICED girl for that much"
"yeah... but she'd only be mine for a few hours... a bantha is forever"
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-04-14 16:50 [#00173817]
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I guess that makes me jar jar =o(
*Jumps of death star roof, and unfortunatly gets her toung stuck on a loose bolt and saves her pathetic little life*
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 16:57 [#00173821]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00173810
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????
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AMinal
from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-14 18:46 [#00173932]
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department of HEALTH!??!
c'mon... couldn't i do sometthing a little more... evil?!?
im ready for the responsibility, i swear! i could hunt down some rebels for you..
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D-Hex
from Blue Springs Missouri (United States) on 2002-04-14 18:53 [#00173942]
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thanks for the,,,,honorable mention???? WHAT!!!!????
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 18:54 [#00173943]
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Just think of the responsibility! You get to decide whether people die or not! LOL!!
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-14 18:55 [#00173944]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker | Followup to D-Hex: #00173942
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Hey, get going and clean out the pool man!
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 18:56 [#00173947]
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Thats the spirit soldier!!
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 22:24 [#00174255]
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The pool still looks a bit murky Jarworski, I think D-Hex is blatently ignoring you - you should do something about it!
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-14 22:25 [#00174259]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jedi Chris: #00174255
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Man, he knows not even to come near me with this arsenal
I'll get one of the lackeys to give him a poke :o)
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 22:27 [#00174264]
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Use whatever means necessary.....;)
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D-Hex
from Blue Springs Missouri (United States) on 2002-04-14 22:31 [#00174277]
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Pool is cleaned sir!
May i now tend to my pool side Lando Calrisian Ham Sandwhich Hut?
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Netlon Sentinel
from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-14 22:32 [#00174280]
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i'll quote my favourite jedi: "i'll never join you!"
;)
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 22:32 [#00174282]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to D-Hex: #00174277
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Bring me and Jarworski a few.....and something to drink!
eh Jarworski ? ;)
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 22:33 [#00174285]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Netlon Sentinel: #00174280
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If only you knew the power of the Force!
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Netlon Sentinel
from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-14 22:37 [#00174297]
Points: 4736 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jedi Chris: #00174285
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:)
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 22:40 [#00174308]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Netlon Sentinel: #00174297
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I like the way your eyes are rolling in your head - I can do that! :)
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Netlon Sentinel
from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-14 22:42 [#00174315]
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yes i bet your evil powers allow crazy stuff like that ;)
like that bloke from jedi knight said: "use it for good!"
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D-Hex
from Blue Springs Missouri (United States) on 2002-04-14 22:44 [#00174320]
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Jedi Chris!!! Jaworski!!!!
Here is your Lando Ham Sandwhich, and here is your Dewback mountain dew, with a spike of weequay whiskey. Enjoy,,,and dont forget the tip,,,ahem, ahem....
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 22:50 [#00174342]
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Tip, are you kidding me man.....??
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D-Hex
from Blue Springs Missouri (United States) on 2002-04-14 22:52 [#00174346]
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uh,,,,,,,uh,,,,,yeah.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-14 23:02 [#00174362]
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Evilness and enforcement! I have the best possible job! Well it must suck being dominated by a 5'10'' 140 pound waif, but you KNOW I'm intimidating... do what I say or...
Or... I can't say it. Too horrific and terrible. Just don't fuck with me, and we'll all be happy.
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plugexpert
from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-14 23:02 [#00174363]
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I wish all wannabe jedi's die a horrible death! 'Cause theres only room for one true light sabre master,...and that is my imaginairy friend called Luke.
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 23:08 [#00174372]
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*sighs..*
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-04-14 23:12 [#00174385]
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sorry, i've been away. chris: thats from this comic called box office poison. it's a starwars nerd buying a ceramic bantha. and it was a mistake, i realized, it's $125.
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 23:16 [#00174394]
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Ahhh right!
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-14 23:35 [#00174428]
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click here for my favourite lightsabre!
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-14 23:41 [#00174443]
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:)
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