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THE JEDI CORPORATE STRUCTURE
 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 10:35 [#00173603]
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THE JEDI CORPORATE STRUCTURE

Chief Executive Officer - Jedi Chris

Departments…

Intergalactic Affairs/Training – Pachi
Weapons & Armoury – Jarworski
Industry, Trade & Coolness – The Funkmaster
Evilness & Enforcement -Ophecks
Peace & Tranquility - LeCoeur
Finance & State Expenditure - Amonbrune
Culture and Architecture - Nacmat
Entertainment & Leisure -WooferAttack
Health -Aminal
Legislative and Judicial –CeriJC (on vacation at moment)
Corporate Security - Nanotech
Technology and Science Secretariat –Recycle.

Honorable mentions....
AneurySm – Poop Monger Jedi
D-Hex - Darkside Hotel and Resort Pool Manager
The Baron Von Picklefoot - Jedi Muffin Man

Special thanks to Raimons and Sydo Dyas - you two are truely
evil - bring it on!!
.....and a thank you to everyone else who has joined me with
there lightsabers in a mark of respect to how great Episode
II will be!!! May the Force be with you!

Jedi 'Master' Chris

Standard Disclaimer:
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institutional power and the long-term desirability of
controlling
the galaxy.We provide direction to our partner organizations
through
knowledge, management,incident control and our rapid on-site
intervention expertise. Our partnered organizations include
the Imperial Senate, the Hutt Gambling Collective of
Tattooine, and many large software companies.
Dark Side CGâ„¢ is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft
Corporation.



 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2002-04-14 10:38 [#00173604]
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never underestimate the power of the dark side


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-14 10:39 [#00173605]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



I'm nothing :'-(


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-04-14 10:41 [#00173607]
Points: 2659 Status: Lurker



Hey, suffer in silence.

-P


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 10:41 [#00173608]
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Even though you were not lucky enough to be voted onto the
Jedi Council....as a Jedi apprentice you like the many
others....have an important part to play in the big
picture.

Keep smiling!
:)


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2002-04-14 10:56 [#00173612]
Points: 5739 Status: Regular



damn what am i then? like cannon fodder ? heheh


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 11:01 [#00173613]
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With every race Teapot there has to be winners - it's the
taking part that counts!


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-14 11:17 [#00173617]
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I don't mind....My time will come,

....................and yours too,teapot!

By the time episode III will come out,
we'll both be powerfull wizards,responsible enough,for a
function like that...!



 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2002-04-14 11:22 [#00173619]
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bantha fodder


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-14 11:40 [#00173626]
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Kalaim badkaama. Ewok poop cleaning dept.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-04-14 12:32 [#00173666]
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geeks!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 12:33 [#00173667]
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Outcast!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-14 13:37 [#00173714]
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Thank you man for giving me my perfect role in the
department!

I'm off to look at my new toys... heheh


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-14 13:45 [#00173718]
Points: 5444 Status: Regular



Supreme : Queen Amidala's clothes designer


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-04-14 13:46 [#00173720]
Points: 4605 Status: Regular



*a witness to the human condition*


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-14 14:03 [#00173726]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular



Soon our time will come.........

......next thursday outside the macdonalds in Bristol.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 14:21 [#00173735]
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Bring it on!

.....after I've had my McChicken Sandwich, and Cadbury Creme
Egg McFlurry of course!


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-14 14:25 [#00173738]
Points: 1073 Status: Lurker



everybody with a lightsaber needs to get stabbed.

Alaah U Akbar! Alaah U Akbar!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 14:46 [#00173750]
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Everybody without one needs to get lost!

;)


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-04-14 15:00 [#00173755]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict



=O i want to be the jedi doggy
=*(


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-14 15:00 [#00173756]
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That's another well strange photo, Jedi Chris...

Sort of "Look at my sabre! It's monstrously thick and
throbbing!"


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 15:51 [#00173779]
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Amendment...
Honorable mentions....
AneurySm – Poop Monger Jedi
D-Hex - Darkside Hotel and Resort Pool Manager
The Baron Von Picklefoot - Jedi Muffin Man
Jedi Doggy - Mr Flappypants

....sorry pal!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-04-14 16:42 [#00173810]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



"$260? thats a bit steep. you could get a MID PRICED girl
for that much"
"yeah... but she'd only be mine for a few hours...
a bantha is forever"


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-04-14 16:50 [#00173817]
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I guess that makes me jar jar =o(

*Jumps of death star roof, and unfortunatly gets her toung
stuck on a loose bolt and saves her pathetic little life*


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 16:57 [#00173821]
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????


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-14 18:46 [#00173932]
Points: 3476 Status: Regular



department of HEALTH!??!

c'mon... couldn't i do sometthing a little more... evil?!?

im ready for the responsibility, i swear!
i could hunt down some rebels for you..


 

offline D-Hex from Blue Springs Missouri (United States) on 2002-04-14 18:53 [#00173942]
Points: 871 Status: Lurker



thanks for the,,,,honorable mention???? WHAT!!!!????


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 18:54 [#00173943]
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Just think of the responsibility! You get to decide whether
people die or not! LOL!!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-14 18:55 [#00173944]
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Hey, get going and clean out the pool man!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 18:56 [#00173947]
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Thats the spirit soldier!!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 22:24 [#00174255]
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The pool still looks a bit murky Jarworski, I think D-Hex is
blatently ignoring you - you should do something about it!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-14 22:25 [#00174259]
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Man, he knows not even to come near me with this arsenal

I'll get one of the lackeys to give him a poke :o)


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 22:27 [#00174264]
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Use whatever means necessary.....;)


 

offline D-Hex from Blue Springs Missouri (United States) on 2002-04-14 22:31 [#00174277]
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Pool is cleaned sir!

May i now tend to my pool side Lando Calrisian Ham Sandwhich
Hut?


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-14 22:32 [#00174280]
Points: 4736 Status: Lurker



i'll quote my favourite jedi:
"i'll never join you!"

;)


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 22:32 [#00174282]
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Bring me and Jarworski a few.....and something to drink!

eh Jarworski ? ;)


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 22:33 [#00174285]
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If only you knew the power of the Force!


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-14 22:37 [#00174297]
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:)


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 22:40 [#00174308]
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I like the way your eyes are rolling in your head - I can do
that! :)


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-14 22:42 [#00174315]
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yes i bet your evil powers allow crazy stuff like that ;)

like that bloke from jedi knight said:
"use it for good!"


 

offline D-Hex from Blue Springs Missouri (United States) on 2002-04-14 22:44 [#00174320]
Points: 871 Status: Lurker



Jedi Chris!!! Jaworski!!!!

Here is your Lando Ham Sandwhich, and here is your Dewback
mountain dew, with a spike of weequay whiskey. Enjoy,,,and
dont forget the tip,,,ahem, ahem....


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 22:50 [#00174342]
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Tip, are you kidding me man.....??



 

offline D-Hex from Blue Springs Missouri (United States) on 2002-04-14 22:52 [#00174346]
Points: 871 Status: Lurker



uh,,,,,,,uh,,,,,yeah.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-14 23:02 [#00174362]
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Evilness and enforcement! I have the best possible job! Well
it must suck being dominated by a 5'10'' 140 pound waif, but
you KNOW I'm intimidating... do what I say or...

Or... I can't say it. Too horrific and terrible. Just don't
fuck with me, and we'll all be happy.


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-14 23:02 [#00174363]
Points: 1073 Status: Lurker



I wish all wannabe jedi's die a horrible death! 'Cause
theres only room for one true light sabre master,...and that
is my imaginairy friend called Luke.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 23:08 [#00174372]
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*sighs..*



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-04-14 23:12 [#00174385]
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sorry, i've been away. chris: thats from this comic called
box office poison. it's a starwars nerd buying a ceramic
bantha. and it was a mistake, i realized, it's $125.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 23:16 [#00174394]
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Ahhh right!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-14 23:35 [#00174428]
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click here for my favourite lightsabre!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-14 23:41 [#00174443]
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:)


 


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