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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 00:00 [#02438006]
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I don't like them. Debate!
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Cliff Glitchard
from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2012-07-26 00:08 [#02438007]
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Mass debate?
[ grabs coat and jumps in taxi ]
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 00:10 [#02438009]
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That was actually quite good. Please stay!
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 00:19 [#02438010]
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they are pretty odd. i think the reason humans are so tricky with all the genital stuff is cos we'd be fine upstanding creatures in control of our lives except for these stinky sticky bits that are hardwired to make us do what our genetic code mindlessly demands.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 00:22 [#02438011]
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you might want to build a house because you are a rational person, but your penis might get in the way of that and make you rape the house instead.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 00:26 [#02438012]
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i guess religion thought the whole sex thing had to be pinned down cos it disturbs clearer vision and gets in the way of understanding god, but i mostly think religion attracted the kind of men who wanted sex to be controlled - ykno making people feel guilty about the shit between their legs, thats control.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 00:27 [#02438013]
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our psychological problem with genitals is control.
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 00:38 [#02438014]
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The classic feel of shame after a wank. Porn is always ridiculous after a toss.
I agree on the 'deity/whatever watching us' part. But it's more than that. In a couple after a while it just becomes practical. Loses the whole 'cuddle after sex' thing.
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 00:39 [#02438015]
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Nice to see you Ampi btw
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 00:45 [#02438016]
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nice to see u too. im not sure what u hate bout genitals
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 00:54 [#02438022]
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I don't hate them. I don't think they look that good. If you were to tell me they feel better than they look, i would agree.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 01:04 [#02438029]
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i think they feel ok. i think genitals are alright. they look kinda gnarly and awesome whats not to love here?
i guess they arent perfect and they've caused a lot of trouble in the world, theres room for improvement
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 01:04 [#02438031]
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how would you improve genitals? try and think unisex here
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 01:05 [#02438032]
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Genitals are awesome looking?
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 01:06 [#02438033]
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No offence to god, but i'd rather Santiago Calatrava had designed mine.
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 01:09 [#02438034]
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They're this constant reminder. I think if my stomach was hanging out like that i'd feel bad after eating.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 01:10 [#02438036]
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I wish all the walls of my room were covered with penis and ball genitalia. I could just slowly lay my whole body face first on the wall, and they'd get erect when I brushed against them, kinda like a tidal rock covered with sea anemones at the beach. I could suck on one after the other while I jerk off one after the other with both hands and my own penis could touch penises. They'd all ejaculate all over each other and all over me and my tongue. I could bend over and put one after the other in my ass. Another wall could be completely made out of farting buttholes, mmmmmm. I like this topic.
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 01:10 [#02438037]
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god i'm bored. i'm so bored i'm posting messages too frequently. wouldn't want to clog up the place.
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 01:11 [#02438039]
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Haha.
I bet you have an 'extra orifice'. A useless, dripping one.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 01:15 [#02438045]
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yea gnarly but yeah i mean judging the looks of these things is crazy cos they obviously look completely ridiculous but people always want to see them a lot so i cant call them dirty or unappealing or unattractive or unsightly. what are they?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 01:15 [#02438046]
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Its where my nose should be. My nose is located on my taint and it smells quite nice there I must say.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 01:17 [#02438050]
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and designer genitals would be gay
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 01:19 [#02438051]
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We look ridiculous. It's like repeating a word until you really hear it.
I wouldn't have expected you to use the term 'gnarly'.
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 01:20 [#02438052]
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My penis has a Martin Margiela cardigan.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 01:26 [#02438057]
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My penis grows hair on the left side of the shaft itself. I would pluck them more frequently, but girls never see my penis, so... By the way, do you guys want to see my penis?
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 01:28 [#02438059]
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Go on then
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 01:30 [#02438061]
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Ok, I have to clean my keyboard first, hold on. viewing this makes you a faggot
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 01:36 [#02438063]
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You roam some weird places, w M w.
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RussellDust
on 2012-07-26 01:42 [#02438064]
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Did you know half an onion and the froth of beer was considered "a delightful remedy against death" in ancient Egypt?
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2012-07-26 01:51 [#02438065]
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Auto w M w
add some gay hate and denial for taste.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2012-07-26 06:25 [#02438075]
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why do you feel ashamed after a wank?
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Torture Garden
from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2012-07-26 11:02 [#02438079]
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A strawberry-blonde marzipan makes a truce with an espadrille, because the bicep somewhat gives a pink slip to a swamp behind another bonbon. Most people believe that a lovely guardian angel buys an expensive gift for the amour-propre around the omphalos, but they need to remember how secretly some gypsy returns home. The bonbon, another shadow, and the looking glass are what got Timosha into trouble. When a maestro behind a taxidermist starts reminiscing about lost glory, an almost irreconcilable dahlia hides.
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 14:26 [#02438085]
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I haven't had any complaints, and I like a woman's "mossy cleft". I don't know. You don't look at the fire when you're stoking the mantelpiece, what!?!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 15:22 [#02438089]
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I tried to make a new gmail account and like every single name is taken:
niggertwinkle@gmail.com taken droopydong@gmail.com taken anyMinorVideoGameCharacterLikeMiniFryGuy@gmail.com taken
I mean, niggertwinkle, .. taken already?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 15:24 [#02438090]
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I just sent a message to niggertwinkle@gmail.com, did you receive it Steinvordhosbn?
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 15:32 [#02438091]
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Went straight in the spam bin, just like all your other messages.
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betamaxheadroom
on 2012-07-26 16:19 [#02438092]
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I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain je ne sais quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 18:26 [#02438098]
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I WANTED TO ASK THAT WHENEVER I MASTERBATE MY CUM IS YELLOWISH IN COLOR BUT IN PORN MOVIES ITS WHITE I DISCUSSED IT WITH MY FRIEND HE SAID THAT HIS IS ALWAYS WHITE N HE DIDNT KNEW WHAT TO SAY IS THAT NORMAL TO HAVE YELLOW CUM ALTHOUGH IM HEALTHY N I EAT WELL I DO MY GYM EXERCISE N IM PRETTY STRONG BUT DOES IT AFFECT HAVING CHILDREN OR NOT IM REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT IT N WORRIED I DONT KNOW WHY ITS YELLOW ALTHOGH MY PENIS IS HEALTHY N ERICTED BUT MY TESTICLES THEY ARE MOSLY HANGING DOWN THEY ARE NOT ERICTED WHAT SHOULD I DO ????????????
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colani
from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-26 18:36 [#02438099]
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just dont have have childrens, if you aren't sure.
sexual organs are the true image of god.
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colani
from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-26 18:42 [#02438100]
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Even better than Farts are the sexual organs, cause they are the Gods.
Then duality in man would be organically established and expressed; this is how here the female sexual organs, the female sexual principle arises, and there the male principle. (See Diagram 20). Indeed, this gives a possibility to study the female sexual organisation in the light of its dependence on the cosmic peripheral formative forces. And there is the possibility to study the male sexual organisation, even its specific forms, if we regard it as dependent on the telluric forces of shape-dissolution.
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colani
from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-26 18:50 [#02438101]
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THE BEGINNINGS OF SEX DUALITY
A DESCRIPTION of the constitution of man before the division into male and female sexes must now be given. The body consisted then of a soft, plastic mass. Over it the will-power was far more potent than was the case with mankind subsequently. On his separation from the parent being, man appeared, it is true, as an organism with members, but incomplete. His organs continued their further development apart from the parent body. Much of that which at a later period ripened within the maternal organism was then brought to perfection by an external force akin to our will-power. The parent's fostering care was necessary to promote such a ripening from without. Man brought with him into the world certain organs which he afterwards discarded. Others, still quite imperfect at his first appearance, completed their development. The whole process permits of a comparison with liberation from an egg-form and the casting off of an outer covering; but we must here not think of a hard and egg-like shell.
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colani
from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-26 18:50 [#02438102]
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Man's body was warm-blooded. This must be distinctly stated, for in former times it was otherwise, as will afterwards be shown. The process of maturing apart from the mother-entity was accomplished under the influence of increased warmth, conveyed in like manner from without. But by no means must we imagine a hatching-out of the egg-shaped man — so named for the sake of brevity. The conditions of warmth and fire on the earth were different then from those of later times. By means of his own force a man could constrain and confine within a certain space fire or warmth. In short, he could concentrate heat. He was thus in a position to supply warmth to the young creature that required it for his development.
The organs of motion were at that time man's most highly developed organs. The sense-organs of to-day were then quite unevolved. The most advanced were the organ of hearing and the organs for the perception of cold and heat (the sense of feeling); still far behind was the perception of light. Man was born with the senses of hearing and of touch, and then, somewhat later, the light-perception was evolved.
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colani
from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-26 18:51 [#02438103]
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All that is stated here refers to the latest period before the separation of the sexes. The latter proceeded slowly and gradually. For a long time before its actual appearance, mankind began to develop in such a way that one individual was born with more of the masculine, the other with more of the feminine character. Nevertheless, the characteristics of the opposite sex were present in every individual, so that spontaneous generation was possible, though not at all times, for it was dependent upon the influences of external conditions at certain seasons of the year. In divers matters mankind as a whole depended to a large extent on such external circumstances. For that reason he had to regulate all his undertakings in accordance with such outer conditions; in accordance, for example, with the course of sun and moon. This regulation did not, however, take place consciously, in the present sense of the term, but was carried out in a manner which must rather be called instinctive, a term indicating the mental life of the man of that time.
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colani
from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-26 18:54 [#02438104]
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This utter, complete, bullshit. Sorry. Have a nice Organ.
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DADONCK
from here on 2012-07-27 01:51 [#02438128]
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LAZY_TITLE
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colani
from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-27 01:58 [#02438130]
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Hurr Durrrr
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2012-07-27 02:33 [#02438132]
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colani is better than w M w.
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2012-07-27 11:11 [#02438143]
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there should be black and white penises shaping a checkerboard
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2012-07-30 02:15 [#02438312]
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colani that's Rudolf Steiner copypasta. Did you go to a waldorf school?
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-30 02:29 [#02438315]
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Because god is upset with you.
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