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offline YosepH on 2012-06-19 16:01 [#02436075]
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you had sex?

 

offline RussellDust on 2012-06-19 22:33 [#02436088]
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The joke is that nerdy spotty teens (the average xlt member)
haven't had sex yet, isn't it?
The sad thing is that the remaining majority here is made of
ageing, bitter cunts.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2012-06-20 06:50 [#02436109]
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fucking ages ago. my gf asked me yesterday why i didn't want
to have sex, she doesn't realise i keep trying all the time
and she's the one never in the mood. with summer's help i'll
get to cheat on her in the next few weeks.


 

offline YosepH on 2012-06-20 07:13 [#02436111]
Points: 179 Status: Regular | Followup to yann_g: #02436109



sounds like you´re breaking up?

 

offline RussellDust on 2012-06-20 21:55 [#02436131]
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Why are you so sweet and caring of late? It's confusing me!

 

offline YosepH on 2012-06-20 22:28 [#02436134]
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Because I´m such a nice guy.
And because what he describes sounds like my last
relationship...


 

offline yann_g from now on 2012-06-21 01:35 [#02436143]
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i hope so! i'm sick of having to sleep (as in zzzzzz) with
someone, go on holiday with someone, maybe it's just her i
don't know but i'm sick of this life. i just want to fuck a
beautiful girl, not a leech.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-06-21 02:17 [#02436145]
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My last one went horridly wrong. After living together for 9
years. I'm happily over it and we're friends.

Yann: if it just a beautiful girl you need to have a happy
shag and not worry about a relationship or anything, hire a
high-end prostitute. Though they like to be known as escort
girls. Often one will even have a brain.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-06-21 02:19 [#02436146]
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Take her to the Fat Duck. A surprise trip on your private
jet to Venice. A surprise shopping spree in paris before
heading to the Carribean.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2012-06-21 08:58 [#02436153]
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i think around august 2009

 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2012-06-21 20:44 [#02436176]
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Last weekend, reckon i might do it again this weekend too

 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2012-06-22 08:34 [#02436220]
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august 2008


 

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