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"Time to Funk" - (clapping sound revealed)
 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2012-06-16 21:17 [#02435941]
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"Time to Funk"

Since my entirely tiled bathroom decreeds the special
acoustic, for which "pro´s" pay immeasureable amounts of
money, recently an unexpected summit of my musical career
was about to happen while i was bathing...
Silkent by the noble sound of the tiles, i sat on the corner
of the bathtub, washing myself down towards my bushy region
beneath the belly, suddenly, a huge glee came over me.
Had i just heard the classic smacking combination of
clapping and snipping, which used to be laid over the snare
in late-70´s funk- and disco-tracks, for which it always
took me hours of mixing and tweaking machines?
In a sudden rush of, ecstacy-like, seemingly neverending
moments of joy i tested the possibilites of my newly found
source of sound in numerous positions. After finding out the
typical chorus effect was best achieved by wetting and
toweling down the testicles, i slowly rose out of the cooled
down water and gathered, still dripping, all the needed
equipment and set it up in front of the tub.
The first song i spiced up with that sound, was called "you
know its time to funk". Next up is gonna be a lovesong
entitled "The things we did togther", which a mate of me
wrote for his darling. Naturally, im gonna spice it up with
the sound of the 70´s aswell!

- Marcel Pfeiffer (Titanic Magazine, Germany)


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2012-06-16 22:03 [#02435942]
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nastynasty uses ass slaps from porn all the time!


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2012-06-17 04:10 [#02435965]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to hedphukkerr: #02435942



A juvenile thing you would obviously appreciate. I wish my
goals were so easy to reach.


 


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