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A telemarketer called the other day and I told them my mother had just died. What excuses have you guys used? |
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telemarketers dont call here (government installation could be the reason) ;D |
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i tell them that i am not responsible to take or receive messages. |
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I really don't think there's anything I dispise more then telemarketers !!!!!I just like to make their job hard when they call my house I talk to them for hours on end I make them give me their whole sales pitch that takes like fifteen minutes then when they are done I just tell them to go fuck themselfs or get a real job !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN |
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i never use the phone anyways... |
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there was a comedian who was talking about how after they'd ask if he wanted what they were selling he'd say "well, not really, i don't see the point. you see, i'm going to kill my self, unless you can give me a reason not to" and see what happens. |
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once i studied so much for school that i forgot too do my homework. it was true dammit and the teacher wouldnt beleive me i like billy connollys excuse for being caught while masterbating "i was counting my willies" |
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oh i'm glad you called i have got blood everywhere!..... |
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"je ne parle pas anglais. mange d'la marde!" it usually works. |
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that's a good one! also try to say: 'J aime faire des croquettes au chien' I usually don't make up excuses, off,....................................................... ........................................................... ........................................................... I tell them that I won't but aything and to fuck .......after they explained what they were calling for,off course!!........always fun!!!!!!!!! |
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I'm sorry work here anymore! |
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I usually speak in Greek in the UK, so they close the phone at once. It is not a good solution though, since a cyprus guy was on the phone once and understood everything I was telling him about his mother... :-( |
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After saying hello the person starts to ask the questions they have to ask. I respond as follows: Question 1 "Do you require any double glazing ?" My responce to question 1 "Quack-Quack" Question 2 "Do you require a conservatory ?" My responce to question 2 "Quack-Quack" They hang up........... |
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whenever im late for work college i usualy just say stuff like "sorry im late i got my foot stuck in a drain!" or even better if its a nice day outside say "sorry im late i got lost in the fog!" and if you get an annoying telephone salesperson fire one of those rape alarm thingies down the reciever! |
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I use only my cell phone.. so I dont get any telemarketers. [im on the plan for your cell phone where its free after 7pm and on the weekends] But when I did have my home phone for my self and theyd call id either just say "fuck off" or id talk to them for a while and just say "shutup" and hang up. |
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Say...... 'That sounds brilliant!' then slam the phone down. |
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hahahaha =) |
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you can always put some SAW2 really loud and slam the phone down |
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I can't wait for them to call...... with all these good tips =) |
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"I can't wait for them to call...... with all these good tips =)" Hahahahahah!! Yes, I want a telemarkter to call me! Can't remember when the last time they called or if they ever have!? |
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i think the best excuse i've ever heard was from my friend michelle. when ever she'd be late getting home, no matter how late she is. this was her excuse. "i fell" i miss her |
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From the movie there was a great excuse for being late for school... "The bell rang before I got here" |
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can't remember the last time they called me either,but it's long ago so I expect them any minute! |
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