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offline RussellDust on 2012-05-14 04:00 [#02434158]
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I'm amazed that in our day and age there are still people
who don't believe in god. Evolution has clearly been proven
wrong and we're seeing God's work more and more each day. Oh
well. I'm pretty sure that ultimately everyone will bow.
Even if it has to be on the deathbed.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-05-14 04:57 [#02434159]
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Is this an unsuccessful troll thread about the old meme of
religion vs evolution or your real belief or just kind of
like typing because there ain't a whole lot else to do? Did
this 'god' you speak of create its own body?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-05-14 05:22 [#02434161]
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Actually im interested in the scientology religion. It is so
weird


 

offline staz on 2012-05-14 09:03 [#02434162]
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geodee


 

offline diamondtron on 2012-05-14 10:08 [#02434163]
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it's an alternative to imagination and learning


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2012-05-14 17:26 [#02434171]
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What do you think of the 'meme' - The brain named itself
'brain' regarding your assumption that God didn't create her
own body?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-05-14 17:55 [#02434172]
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I wonder what will leave a bigger impact on the world- all
the poops I've ever laid or my dead corpse.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2012-05-14 18:02 [#02434174]
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It really didn't matter whether you were here or not. I'm
sure the earth can cope with your meager contribution.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-05-14 19:32 [#02434176]
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Oh that ol' chesnut! God has no body you silly man/thing..

Jivvers: Glad to know you're in on the secret! I hope she
touched you the way she touched me.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-05-14 20:13 [#02434178]
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One of the devil's greatest powers, along with fireball 17,
is trickery. So of course he's going to disguise himself as
god and falsely accuse the real god of being the devil. So
if you've been worshiping 'god' all this time, you've
actually been worshiping the devil so you'll be going to
hell which is located on Venus. He can't send you there yet
because he doesn't have a body to move you, so he has to
wait until you die so you don't have a body either because
bodiless things can only manipulate other bodiless things
with an equal imaginary value.
The conventional concept of god is so obviously wrong
because its top down. The real god works bottom up, where
there's lots of little gods forming everthing using synergy
and emergence.
Did god create ol' chesnuts, and if 'she' did, how did she
do it with no body, including a vagina which would make the
she part meaningless?


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-05-14 20:43 [#02434183]
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You think you're sooo clever and funy. I think you have been
blinded by the devil. And no i don't worship the devil. He's
very bad/nasty/mean. Unlike God the almighty. I bet you
agree with evolution haha! Maybe you're a poof and god gave
your soul to satan. There's no room for the wackies in
hell.



 

offline RussellDust on 2012-05-14 20:47 [#02434184]
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I hate it when people try and use intelligence to disprove
God's existence. It's not clever it's arrogance. Atheists
have black hearts. :(


 

offline HIGHLANDER from Israel on 2012-05-14 20:50 [#02434185]
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Oh! Queerdust

Your queer posture has diminished the standing of the
lemonade fairy


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-05-14 21:43 [#02434191]
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My shuttle will never smell of feces. Unlike some of you i
don't want eternal life in hell.


 

offline voxRfks from Afghanistan on 2012-05-14 22:29 [#02434196]
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IMHO Buddhism is the only true path. the question of god is
a philosophical one and no religion can satisfy it. IE god
is a concept of the human mind. There is no reason to be
intolerant of other people's belief, but the universe
granted us with critical minds for a reason.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2012-05-14 22:36 [#02434199]
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Yes, well you are a wanker.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-05-14 22:42 [#02434200]
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The universe gave us wankers for a reason.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2012-05-14 22:43 [#02434202]
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To test us.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2012-05-14 22:58 [#02434205]
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jesus was a bro


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-05-15 00:47 [#02434209]
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And to give wankers a purpose. Aah the cosmic tapestry.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2012-05-15 00:51 [#02434210]
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I never could understand why someone believe its religion is
better than the others, it's a totally retarded vision when
you know there are more than 300 religions in the world
without the sectarian confesions.... That just seems totally
retarded....


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2012-05-15 00:57 [#02434211]
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anyway my God is Blue : pork


 

offline paige__turner from Sultan City (Barbados) on 2012-05-15 07:04 [#02434213]
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Stellar nucleosynthesis did not happen until day four when
all of the elements went backwards through a wormhole in the
water canopy and Batman was formed. Then out of the chaos
waters rose Tiamat who created seven smaller monsters who
Batman had to initiate a combo modifier to destroy. Those
monsters corpses became the Susquehanna River and Seneca
Valley and so Mormonism was born.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2012-05-15 15:39 [#02434231]
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This thread is full of blasphemy. Obviously, the universe
began when Throgg the Unspeakable jacked himself into
existence out of sheer spite, and things have gone downhill
ever since.

Only fools deny this.

Hail Throgg!


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-05-15 18:45 [#02434244]
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Throgg is a good leader. He is the leader of Canadians and
is the Supreme Celestial Dictator's first creation.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2012-05-15 19:26 [#02434246]
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It's Tharg not throgg.


 

offline Torture Garden from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2012-05-15 19:47 [#02434247]
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no it isn't.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2012-05-15 19:49 [#02434248]
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You are entitled to your beliefs.


 

offline Torture Garden from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2012-05-15 19:55 [#02434249]
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amen, god bless thee.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-05-15 23:35 [#02434268]
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The Queen is my god.


 


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