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RussellDust
on 2012-05-14 04:00 [#02434158]
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I'm amazed that in our day and age there are still people who don't believe in god. Evolution has clearly been proven wrong and we're seeing God's work more and more each day. Oh well. I'm pretty sure that ultimately everyone will bow. Even if it has to be on the deathbed.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-05-14 04:57 [#02434159]
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Is this an unsuccessful troll thread about the old meme of religion vs evolution or your real belief or just kind of like typing because there ain't a whole lot else to do? Did this 'god' you speak of create its own body?
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2012-05-14 05:22 [#02434161]
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Actually im interested in the scientology religion. It is so weird
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staz
on 2012-05-14 09:03 [#02434162]
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geodee
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diamondtron
on 2012-05-14 10:08 [#02434163]
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it's an alternative to imagination and learning
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2012-05-14 17:26 [#02434171]
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What do you think of the 'meme' - The brain named itself 'brain' regarding your assumption that God didn't create her own body?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-05-14 17:55 [#02434172]
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I wonder what will leave a bigger impact on the world- all the poops I've ever laid or my dead corpse.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2012-05-14 18:02 [#02434174]
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It really didn't matter whether you were here or not. I'm sure the earth can cope with your meager contribution.
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RussellDust
on 2012-05-14 19:32 [#02434176]
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Oh that ol' chesnut! God has no body you silly man/thing..
Jivvers: Glad to know you're in on the secret! I hope she touched you the way she touched me.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-05-14 20:13 [#02434178]
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One of the devil's greatest powers, along with fireball 17, is trickery. So of course he's going to disguise himself as god and falsely accuse the real god of being the devil. So if you've been worshiping 'god' all this time, you've actually been worshiping the devil so you'll be going to hell which is located on Venus. He can't send you there yet because he doesn't have a body to move you, so he has to wait until you die so you don't have a body either because bodiless things can only manipulate other bodiless things with an equal imaginary value.
The conventional concept of god is so obviously wrong because its top down. The real god works bottom up, where there's lots of little gods forming everthing using synergy and emergence.
Did god create ol' chesnuts, and if 'she' did, how did she do it with no body, including a vagina which would make the she part meaningless?
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RussellDust
on 2012-05-14 20:43 [#02434183]
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You think you're sooo clever and funy. I think you have been blinded by the devil. And no i don't worship the devil. He's very bad/nasty/mean. Unlike God the almighty. I bet you agree with evolution haha! Maybe you're a poof and god gave your soul to satan. There's no room for the wackies in hell.
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RussellDust
on 2012-05-14 20:47 [#02434184]
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I hate it when people try and use intelligence to disprove God's existence. It's not clever it's arrogance. Atheists have black hearts. :(
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HIGHLANDER
from Israel on 2012-05-14 20:50 [#02434185]
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Oh! Queerdust
Your queer posture has diminished the standing of the lemonade fairy
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RussellDust
on 2012-05-14 21:43 [#02434191]
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My shuttle will never smell of feces. Unlike some of you i don't want eternal life in hell.
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voxRfks
from Afghanistan on 2012-05-14 22:29 [#02434196]
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IMHO Buddhism is the only true path. the question of god is a philosophical one and no religion can satisfy it. IE god is a concept of the human mind. There is no reason to be intolerant of other people's belief, but the universe granted us with critical minds for a reason.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2012-05-14 22:36 [#02434199]
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Yes, well you are a wanker.
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RussellDust
on 2012-05-14 22:42 [#02434200]
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The universe gave us wankers for a reason.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2012-05-14 22:43 [#02434202]
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To test us.
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2012-05-14 22:58 [#02434205]
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jesus was a bro
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RussellDust
on 2012-05-15 00:47 [#02434209]
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And to give wankers a purpose. Aah the cosmic tapestry.
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misantroll
from Switzerland on 2012-05-15 00:51 [#02434210]
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I never could understand why someone believe its religion is better than the others, it's a totally retarded vision when you know there are more than 300 religions in the world without the sectarian confesions.... That just seems totally retarded....
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misantroll
from Switzerland on 2012-05-15 00:57 [#02434211]
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anyway my God is Blue : pork
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paige__turner
from Sultan City (Barbados) on 2012-05-15 07:04 [#02434213]
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Stellar nucleosynthesis did not happen until day four when all of the elements went backwards through a wormhole in the water canopy and Batman was formed. Then out of the chaos waters rose Tiamat who created seven smaller monsters who Batman had to initiate a combo modifier to destroy. Those monsters corpses became the Susquehanna River and Seneca Valley and so Mormonism was born.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2012-05-15 15:39 [#02434231]
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This thread is full of blasphemy. Obviously, the universe began when Throgg the Unspeakable jacked himself into existence out of sheer spite, and things have gone downhill ever since.
Only fools deny this.
Hail Throgg!
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RussellDust
on 2012-05-15 18:45 [#02434244]
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Throgg is a good leader. He is the leader of Canadians and is the Supreme Celestial Dictator's first creation.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2012-05-15 19:26 [#02434246]
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It's Tharg not throgg.
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Torture Garden
from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2012-05-15 19:47 [#02434247]
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no it isn't.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2012-05-15 19:49 [#02434248]
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You are entitled to your beliefs.
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Torture Garden
from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2012-05-15 19:55 [#02434249]
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amen, god bless thee.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2012-05-15 23:35 [#02434268]
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The Queen is my god.
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