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Dagibit
from USA on 2012-04-25 03:50 [#02433389]
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I have ties with three of my four roommates. One of them we have no ties with; the guy apparently knows "Bam Margera". Anyway this guy owes us roughly $3000 and his girlfriend steals our booze constantly... from both of our refrigerators. And he still comes in to sleep at midnight. Fuck that piece of shit.
By the waaaay, I haven't been living with my parents for a few months now wooooooo.
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freqy
on 2012-04-25 04:13 [#02433390]
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Maybe he owes bam margera too?
how the hek does he owe that much ? rent?
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Dagibit
from USA on 2012-04-25 04:23 [#02433391]
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Yeah rent. Apparently he works 80 hours a week but nobody pays him on time/ever.
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freqy
on 2012-04-25 04:51 [#02433393]
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You need to hold a house meeting dagibit.
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revpersona
from Plainfield (United States) on 2012-04-25 06:28 [#02433394]
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Bang his g/f when he's passed out in an alleyway (at work). The least she could do since she's freeloading off of his freeloading.
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Dagibit
from USA on 2012-04-25 06:57 [#02433395]
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Pff, that would just turn him on... they're both tramps.
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Dagibit
from USA on 2012-04-25 07:47 [#02433397]
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Let me add that I came home once to an almost empty 90 proof vodka that was frozen solid to the bottom. So I made a [second] standing-up "FUCK OFF" sign in the freezer. Next bottle kept draining. When I stored it in my room and started locking my door he/she migrated to the other roommates' freezer booze. Beers go missing.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2012-04-25 07:54 [#02433398]
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Shave her head next time she's passed out.
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broken phillip
on 2012-04-25 08:11 [#02433400]
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chain them up in your lounge room and rent them out as slaves.
since they both don't work, no one will notice them missing.
sounds like they don't need food to survive, just fuel them on the cheapest and nastiest alcohol you can buy till they have paid off their their outstanding dept.
phone up bam and he will probably film the process and make a movie out of it and you may actually turn a profit.
or kick them out and cut your losses before they owe you more money and booze.
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freqy
on 2012-04-25 08:29 [#02433403]
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He will always owe you, you wont get your money unless you steal or set him up and bribe or sue him .
why do you put up with it ? is he a big bloke?
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Dagibit
from USA on 2012-04-27 00:08 [#02433488]
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He basically sneaks around, we don't trust him enough to pay if e kicked him out, and we're changing apartments in like a munth. Fortunately he's subletting from an honest guy so our "accountant roommate" won't lose anything.
I left a Jager bottle on the counter, an 8th full with vodka, water, brown sugar, and ipecac. I really hope it is used.
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Dagibit
from USA on 2012-04-27 00:10 [#02433489]
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*month
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betamaxheadroom
on 2012-04-27 00:56 [#02433490]
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punch him in the face
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broken phillip
on 2012-04-27 04:01 [#02433497]
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What about putting some testosterone in some of the alcohol.
Watch that lady grow a beard if she has not got one already.
If you are paying for their lifestyle you may as well have some lols at their expense.
But nothing that will cause any long term damage.
Anyways, good luck with it Dagibit.
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2012-04-29 20:16 [#02433592]
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give him a 'chelsea bun' on his chest when he's sleeping. then rub balsamic vinegar on his little bald bollocks to show him who's the captain of THIS ship.
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RussellDust
on 2012-05-16 01:06 [#02434271]
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fucking grow up you fucking retard! You need to take decisions. Important ones. Stop being a fucking victim! You're letting this escalate because you're weak.
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Cliff Glitchard
from a party like it's 1999 on 2012-05-17 00:48 [#02434297]
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Not as bad as living with Ellen DeGeneres.
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