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offline Dagibit from USA on 2012-04-25 03:50 [#02433389]
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I have ties with three of my four roommates. One of them we
have no ties with; the guy apparently knows "Bam Margera".
Anyway this guy owes us roughly $3000 and his girlfriend
steals our booze constantly... from both of our
refrigerators. And he still comes in to sleep at midnight.
Fuck that piece of shit.

By the waaaay, I haven't been living with my parents for a
few months now wooooooo.


 

offline freqy on 2012-04-25 04:13 [#02433390]
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Maybe he owes bam margera too?

how the hek does he owe that much ? rent?



 

offline Dagibit from USA on 2012-04-25 04:23 [#02433391]
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Yeah rent. Apparently he works 80 hours a week but nobody
pays him on time/ever.


 

offline freqy on 2012-04-25 04:51 [#02433393]
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You need to hold a house meeting dagibit.



 

offline revpersona from Plainfield (United States) on 2012-04-25 06:28 [#02433394]
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Bang his g/f when he's passed out in an alleyway (at work).
The least she could do since she's freeloading off of his
freeloading.


 

offline Dagibit from USA on 2012-04-25 06:57 [#02433395]
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Pff, that would just turn him on... they're both tramps.


 

offline Dagibit from USA on 2012-04-25 07:47 [#02433397]
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Let me add that I came home once to an almost empty 90 proof
vodka that was frozen solid to the bottom. So I made a
[second] standing-up "FUCK OFF" sign in the freezer. Next
bottle kept draining. When I stored it in my room and
started locking my door he/she migrated to the other
roommates' freezer booze. Beers go missing.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2012-04-25 07:54 [#02433398]
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Shave her head next time she's passed out.


 

offline broken phillip on 2012-04-25 08:11 [#02433400]
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chain them up in your lounge room and rent them out as
slaves.

since they both don't work, no one will notice them
missing.

sounds like they don't need food to survive, just fuel them
on the cheapest and nastiest alcohol you can buy till they
have paid off their their outstanding dept.

phone up bam and he will probably film the process and make
a movie out of it and you may actually turn a profit.

or kick them out and cut your losses before they owe you
more money and booze.


 

offline freqy on 2012-04-25 08:29 [#02433403]
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He will always owe you, you wont get your money unless you
steal or set him up and bribe or sue him .

why do you put up with it ? is he a big bloke?



 

offline Dagibit from USA on 2012-04-27 00:08 [#02433488]
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He basically sneaks around, we don't trust him enough to pay
if e kicked him out, and we're changing apartments in like a
munth. Fortunately he's subletting from an honest guy so our
"accountant roommate" won't lose anything.

I left a Jager bottle on the counter, an 8th full with
vodka, water, brown sugar, and ipecac. I really hope it is
used.


 

offline Dagibit from USA on 2012-04-27 00:10 [#02433489]
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*month


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2012-04-27 00:56 [#02433490]
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punch him in the face


 

offline broken phillip on 2012-04-27 04:01 [#02433497]
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What about putting some testosterone in some of the
alcohol.
Watch that lady grow a beard if she has not got one
already.
If you are paying for their lifestyle you may as well have
some lols at their expense.

But nothing that will cause any long term damage.

Anyways, good luck with it Dagibit.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2012-04-29 20:16 [#02433592]
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give him a 'chelsea bun' on his chest when he's sleeping.
then rub balsamic vinegar on his little bald bollocks to
show him who's the captain of THIS ship.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-05-16 01:06 [#02434271]
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fucking grow up you fucking retard! You need to take
decisions. Important ones. Stop being a fucking victim!
You're letting this escalate because you're weak.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from a party like it's 1999 on 2012-05-17 00:48 [#02434297]
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Not as bad as living with Ellen DeGeneres.


 


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