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offline diamondtron on 2012-01-14 12:36 [#02427315]
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It's nice if you are in love with eachother. But no reason
to marry. You should also have one of these motives:
a) Children
b) Absolutely squoodles of cash i.e. >1mill+
c) Visa
Love ain't enough reason on it's own.


 

offline staz on 2012-01-14 13:09 [#02427320]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



what if you'Ve been promised away to an arab prince and have
no opportunity to escape unless you want a vat of acid
thrown in your face


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2012-01-14 13:23 [#02427323]
Points: 795 Status: Lurker



3 words:
money
commitment
kids

and 3 thoughts:
no!
help!!
noooooooo!


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2012-01-14 13:23 [#02427324]
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also,
no


 

online -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2012-01-14 17:20 [#02427329]
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what are you afraid of?


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2012-01-14 18:25 [#02427334]
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read #02427323 and you've got yourself a hint.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2012-01-14 19:42 [#02427336]
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the government prefers people who are married

hense they give us tax brakes and
more tax brakes for kids

plus she cooks for you and cleans up
-with a little help.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2012-01-14 20:02 [#02427342]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



plenty of legal reasons to get married, like taxes, being
able to share insurance, being able to see your loved one
while in the hospital.

so yeah, if you're in a long term relationship, it may not
be necessary, but it makes sense.


 

offline HIGHLANDER from Israel on 2012-01-14 22:56 [#02427346]
Points: 394 Status: Regular



*prussian militarism
*jews VS prussian monarchy aka WWI (jew victory)
*jews fear prussian revival, mix freudianism and marxism
together to create fake disorders and psychosis in order to
make people turn against prussian type of culture
*jews design matriarchal society to replace white people's
culture of patriarchy (c)
*completely lobotomised by WWI, a zombie germany tries to
revive its culture in the same way a zombie would try to
make itself human again i.e. impossible thus causing wwII
*6 million jews get whacked in a drive-by gangsta shoot out
*jews decide that a matriarchal society is the best way to
protect themselves as a culture and push for that using
psychology, sociology, marxist indoctrination, global
government, alien technology, 9/11, kellogs cornflakes
e.t.c.

alex jones 9/11 conspiracy
vote ron paul if you believe this shit


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2012-01-15 01:53 [#02427349]
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kellogs cornflakes ? i knew it!


 

offline robbie_eleckt from time to time on 2012-01-15 09:51 [#02427356]
Points: 1401 Status: Lurker



ask monoid first


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2012-01-16 02:36 [#02427399]
Points: 4158 Status: Lurker



"Baby, this shit we got together, it's so good we gotta get
the government in on this shit. We can't just share this
commitment 'tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved
in this shit, baby. It's hot!"


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2012-01-17 02:20 [#02427449]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular | Followup to Cliff Glitchard: #02427399



y'know, i once dated a girl for whom that would prolly work.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2012-01-17 03:40 [#02427451]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



diamondtron hasn't found love. Maybe next time.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-01-18 01:21 [#02427498]
Points: 11005 Status: Regular



You don't need to marry. Get a facebook or twitter account


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2012-01-18 01:29 [#02427500]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



If you're gay, you should only get married if you want to
rock the very foundations of modern western society, quite
possibly bringing the whole damn thing tumbling down into
oblivion.


 


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