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> > > NEW SLANG DICTIONARY, 2002 > > > > > >AEROPLANE BLONDE > > >One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. > > > > > >AUSSIE KISS > > >Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. > > > > > >BADLY PACKED KEBAB > > >A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia. > > > > > >BEER COAT > > >The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze >cruise > > at > > 3 in the morning. > > > > > >BEER COMPASS > > >The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze > > cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how >you > > get there, and where you've come from. > > > > > >BEER SCOOTER > > >The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not >remember > > it > > i.e."I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught >the > > beer scooter". > > > > > >BOBFOC > > >Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. > > > > > >BREAKING THE SEAL > > >Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After > > breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be > > required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. > > > > > >BRITNEY (SPEARS) > > >Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen". > > > > > >BRUCE LEE > > >Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip). > > > > > >BUDGIE'S TONGUE > > >The female erection. > > > > > >DOUBLE-BASS > > >A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and > > then > > fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue > > with > > the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double >bass > > instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different. > > > > > >DRINK-LINK > > >A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is > > common > > to visit one before going out on the booze. > > > |
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> > >DRINK-LINK > > >A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is > > common > > to visit one before going out on the booze. > > > > > >ETCH-A-SKETCH > > >Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her > > nipples > > simultaneously. > > > > > >FLOGGING ON > > >Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites. > > > > > >FUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHIT > > >The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a > > speed. > > > > > >GOING FOR A MCSHIT > > >Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, >you're > > just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your > > declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit >With > > Lies. > > > > > >GREYHOUND > > >A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. > > > > > >HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT > > >A vigorous masturbation session. > > > > > >JOHNNY-NO-STARS > > >A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who > > works > > in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying > > stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level > > of > > training. |
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> > >MILLENNIUM DOMES > > >The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed >from > > the outside, but there's actually f*ck-all in there worth seeing. > > > > > >MONKEY BATH > > >A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! >Aa! > > Aa!Aa!". > > > > > >MUMBLER > > >An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i. e. you can see >the > > 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying. > > > > > >MYSTERY BUS > > >The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the > > toilet > > after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the > > pub > > is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. > > > > > >MYSTERY TAXI > > >The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you >wake > > up,whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in >your > > bed instead. > > > > > >NELSON (MANDELA) > > >Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager). > > > > > >PEARL HARBOUR > > >Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour > > out > > here!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air. > > > > > >PICASSO ARSE > > >A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's > > got > > 4 > > buttocks. > > > > > >SALAD DODGER > > >An excellent phrase for an overweight person. |
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> > >STARFISH TROOPER or ARSETRONAUT > > >A homosexual. > > > > > >SWAMP-DONKEY > > >A deeply unattractive woman. > > > > > >TART FUEL or BITCH PISS > > >Bottled Alcopops, e. g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women. > > > > > >TITANIC > > >A lady who goes down first time out. > > > > > >TODGER DODGER > > >A lesbian. > > > > > >UP ON BLOCKS > > >Menstruating i. e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e. g. >"I > > don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks". > > > > > >WALLACE (AND GROMIT) > > >Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'. > > > > > >WYNONA (RYDER) > > >Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a > > bottle of tart fuel please Doreen" |
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Nice one dingle! did you get them form viz? my fave in "millenium domes" and "titanic" |
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