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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-10-28 01:34 [#02422803]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



This is the tard text on some stupid fucking 'bar-b-q'
sunflower seeds I just bought. This is about as dumb as
dorritos bizarre PSA like 'do something' rapevertisements.

CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU'RE A SEEDER!
Seeders are unique. They're cool, confident, independent,
active, and hard working. They know that eating DAVID(C)
Sunflower Seeds makes what they do more enjoyable. Things
are better with DAVID because they're a snack and an
activity. Experience SNACKTIVITY. (TM)

SNACK-FUCKING-TIVITY, NIGGERS!
On the front of this shit it says:
"Eat. Spit. Be Happy."
The Spit word is yellow and lowered a bit while the rest of
the words are white. I guess the 'graphic artist' who
designed this shit spent a lot of time to disassociate the
word spit from eat so it doesn't look like 'eat spit'.

These are some of the worst sunflower seeds I've ever had, I
bet they were genetically modified and fed tons of
pesticides and have soft kill mercury added to the bar-b-q
flavor:
LAZY_TITLE
LAZY_TITLE
About half seem burnt or withered with holes in them and
they're making me kinda sick.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2011-10-28 02:52 [#02422809]
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I've had that brand before too. Went through a pretty big
sunflower seed phase in like 2004. Ended with ton of
sunflower seeds all over my car after a bag ripped open
somehow. I never liked the flavorings, only the plain
version.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2011-10-28 03:09 [#02422810]
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I seed you have big problems today.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-10-28 04:06 [#02422812]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



I was in a grocery store once and the manager looked at a
bunch of poor employees and said "you guy's should have a
service huddle or something" and was serious. A 'service
huddle'... Service huddles and snacktivity are the new
demasculating and self-domesticating themes of humanity.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2011-10-28 04:54 [#02422813]
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It's time to and invade space , kill um all so we become
man again


 

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