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Okay. So we're all hanging out on xlt just being whatever the fuck, but then a hacker enters the scene, who wants to convert each post into one about pretzelz. Then all of xlt joins kung fu forces, in order to IDM the hacker's afx hole; as well as face and rest of bad-vibes spreading shit character. So what is your kung fu style? Post pics or do ascii art and write a short description. When this shit actually goes down- WHICH IT WILL- the ether will pull your abilities from this thread, so beware. My kung fu for this situation is this: @--//((($)3-* That is like love kung fu, where the enemy feels regret and guilt, etc. and self-punishes. This beautiful moment is then proceeded by a jumpkick to the head. I then eat some apples. |
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My jumpkick. Enemy head. My apples. Organic. |
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I prefer using the Nuke Fu technique. This is a technique where you make sure you're in a position far away with a good overview of the scene you're about to nuke. And when the time is ready you just push a button and watch the scenery. SAW1 works wonders while using this technique. |
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fuck off. |
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Strong language usually doesn't work on hackers. |
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don't you mean feck off |
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The best hackers have the most acne, with extremely large craniums; so large that the hair is falling out from the awesome power of the brain and thickness of calcium bone fractal power. The best hackers also have eyeball pimples, which makes it difficult to pimple-pop, as the view is blocked by aforementioned pimples. The best hackers also have severe acne on their fingertips from toddler age, which results in permanent scarring to fingertips. This allows for lightning quick typing speeds, as the dead fingertip nerves takes away all sensation, forcing typing to not be "felt" but a way of life; from the heart. |
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I would help in the pretzel attack and launch a propaganda campaign demonizing all who oppose him and trick people to join the pretzel army and pay me donations which I would funnel to phobiazero under the table in exchange for not being banned. |
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kung fun |
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