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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-09-17 21:52 [#02420768]
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Just imagine, like, for some people, mating.. is an
actual, maybe even regular part of their life. Its
like, they actually get to mate, for real. They put
it right in the goal, know what I'm sayin'? The real one,
again and again, not just some watermelon with a hole poked
in it.

I don't know how such people overcame the modern illegality
of pussy or the emasculation that occurs when rotting in any
of societies institutions, but the mental health and sanity
of such sex-having people are at such a high level that they
are aliens to me. However, in today's world where black is
white and night is day, I have a one up over such people.
Why? Because as Jiddu Krishnamurti says, "It is no measure
of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society".
So fuck y'all, all y'all, and have a good day, thanks
for reading! Please subscribe to my breasttexts and add me
as a friend on your failbooks! Peace!


 

offline Sano on 2011-09-17 22:21 [#02420769]
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In the Multiverse, there's a version of you that is a mating
forward person.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2011-09-17 22:25 [#02420771]
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g'day mate


 

offline Jamaar from Missouri (United States) on 2011-09-17 22:40 [#02420772]
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tru dat


 

offline RussellDust on 2011-09-17 23:29 [#02420775]
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"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a
profoundly sick society"

So true.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-09-18 00:08 [#02420776]
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if w M W would write a book i would buy it... and read it


 

offline RussellDust on 2011-09-18 00:25 [#02420778]
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If you wrote a book.....no hang on... haha forget what i
said.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-09-18 00:29 [#02420779]
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lol... maybe i should pay wmw to write a book for me


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-09-18 00:39 [#02420780]
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I ReMEmBeR wRItINg mY fiRST PoST EvER iN ThIS FOrUm aBoUT
TeN YEaRS aGO. I wAS WrITiNG lIKe tHiS. i WaS aSKiNG wHEre
To BuY aN APHex tWiN ShirT. aHaHAHAhRG

i OnLY rEcEiVED sARCAStiC, IroNIC anSWErS. i THouGHT omG
WHaT aN ELitisTiC BUncH oF ElITiSTs. nIcE.



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2011-09-18 00:53 [#02420781]
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10 years later, you have elevated yourself to this.

Nice one.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-09-18 00:55 [#02420782]
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i was making my own shirt with richs big face on it.
everybody thought it was jack from the shining. the first
time i had sex i was 24 i think. im still not too crazy
about sex. its nice, but there are better things in life.
like once when i took some mushrooms and i died, and i was
flying 100m over by body while the body was riding my bike
home. i could see it on the bike down there. i didnt care
that much about that container at this moment. i got out of
myself and it felt so good because i didnt feel anything
anymore. and i felt connected with eerything... maybe i
didnt find my fetish in sex yet. i should try out more stuff
with my girlfriend. she ist so different than me. we are
like black and white. but i think thats good. its a
challenge to be with her. my biggest challenge since a long
time, actually.



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-09-18 03:13 [#02420784]
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About 1.9 gligons ago I looked in the mirror, which is right
by a window. Then my brain tripped over one of my brain
parasites, and I looked at the window, somehow thinking it
was the mirror. Normally when you look in the mirror you see
yourself, but I saw outside and for a second my brain
interpreted that the outside view.. was me, because it was
in 'look in the mirror' mode. Since then my mental body
image has mapped to outside and I can no longer be tickled
on my biological body. However if I go outside and tickle
the leaves that can be viewed outside the window, I feel it.
And when I walk on the ground in that location, I feel the
footprints through the sense of touch on my face. I went to
see a psychologist about this but he said he doesn't treat
niggers. I read on the internet that you can de-niggerate by
sticking your thumb in your butthole and keeping it in for
96 hours, so I'm doing that now. So far I've developed some
white freckles. I still crave chicken and watermelon so
hopefully those symptoms will go away later.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2011-09-18 08:40 [#02420787]
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hello master of brilliancy..nice to read some good stuff
from you. Can't wait to hear your next song!


 

offline robbie_eleckt from time to time on 2011-09-18 10:08 [#02420791]
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Could not select database
fuck this fav+ shit


 

offline illfates from space (United States) on 2011-09-22 04:57 [#02420952]
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(letter)
i went to put my ding dong in a ho snatch taday,
but the ho says no you broke bastard, no way
and i'mall "tadao son, i don't get no play,
dressing like eddie izzard and leavin my tags on
now i'm gay, and all the holes I'm dippin is corned up
and i'm leavin em torn up, and wait, did I say gay?
u know I mean like I'm happy right?
dubbel entendre bubble butt felandra came over and I'm
saying,
Com on ho you know i'm bomb and yo gotta fuck around with my
hot shit
drippin out my snot pit (/letter)

Now, let me ask you, if your boyfriend was leaving notes
like this for other big breasted african women, would you
still date him? For an answer, I turned to my Uncle Jaembo:


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2011-09-22 07:02 [#02420956]
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The easiest way to get random single girls to have sex with
you, is to use the famous Arnold line, "GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!"
Yell it really fucking loud, and make sure you're serious,
like you want her to get into da choppa.

Don't ask or even try to intellectualize why it works. Just
do it, and live your dreams in reality.

You're welcome.


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2011-09-22 21:09 [#02420983]
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talk to women like they are not idiots.
respect them. treat them as equals.
then you will get you share. revolutionary. not.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-09-22 22:29 [#02420989]
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But my favorite type of porn is where the woman is not
treated equal, like bound in various positions maybe with a
gag etc. Search for fucking dungeon at fantasti. Another
good search phrase is reverse gangbang.
Have a good wank,
w M w


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2011-09-24 02:43 [#02421029]
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So it worked, right? Nuts how that line just makes the
penis slide into the vagina, with no time for foreplay or
anything. ...Possibly too efficient.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2011-09-24 05:11 [#02421030]
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put 1 in get 2 out AMIRYTE,JIV?


 


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