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offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2011-09-07 05:12 [#02420336]
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Have fun being young and sexy forever, then!!!!!


 

offline welt on 2011-09-07 12:33 [#02420347]
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the well-reputed scientist ray kurzweil believes that within
the next decades immortality will be a realistic option for
human beings. ... so there's hope for you.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2011-09-09 00:16 [#02420407]
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so cool you can't imaging


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2011-09-10 01:31 [#02420459]
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the side effect of immortality however is that your wanger
will fall off, and you'll find yourself taking a dump in
buckets of flour in shopping malls because your marbles will
be jellified. oh i dont know. who really fucking cares? you
will get old, but trust me you really wont give too much of
a fuck, your only looking at being old i presume from the
perspective of a young mind. what the fuck has this got to
do with the new boards of canada release thats out on
monday, and the autechre album which is out monday
afternoon?


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2011-09-10 01:32 [#02420460]
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i guess what im trying to say is fucking enjoy life, youll
be dead a fucking long time my friend.



 

offline steve from chicago on 2011-09-12 00:42 [#02420536]
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I don't know what you have against getting old. I can't wait
to look like the guy on the cover of The Cure's Staring
At The Sea
CD. I can't wait to have death lurking over
my shoulder while I sit on a park bench and feed the birds.
I can't wait to get discounts on films and public
transportation. I can't wait to be retired and not have a
care in the world. I want to have idle time to just read and
ponder the afterlife. I think you're looking at this all
wrong.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2011-09-12 00:45 [#02420537]
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Say what you think and stop hiding behind quotes.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2011-09-12 00:47 [#02420538]
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Actually don't. They'll be rubbish.


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2011-09-12 03:47 [#02420546]
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you died ages ago haha


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2011-09-12 10:02 [#02420549]
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they say old man are mor sexy than young man..I prefer to
get old.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2011-09-12 10:43 [#02420551]
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I knew you would be in this thread. 8 )


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2011-09-12 11:11 [#02420552]
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everyone i know is about to hit 40, its crazy!


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2011-09-12 17:45 [#02420580]
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lots of my mates have turned 40 now. they are the same as
before but look sexier, know how to hold themselves in a
fight, and have stopped being cocks. some of my mates have
turned 30. they have become real pricks for now. i dont have
any mates that are 20, cos they are the worst kind of
bellend. im trying to be older


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2011-09-12 20:34 [#02420590]
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the older you get the more your balls hang to the ground


 

offline illfates from space (United States) on 2011-09-13 00:36 [#02420602]
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lol @ ray kurzweil is reputable scientist

and lol @ my balls already hang pretty far



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2011-09-13 02:08 [#02420608]
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bitches im almost 70


 

offline diamondtron on 2011-09-13 08:22 [#02420611]
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21-24 seems the peak
24-29 sort of levels out
29th birthday, it's all over
35 you might as well be dead
55 you have a chance of a comeback
80 nobody cares, least of all you


 

offline RussellDust on 2011-09-13 13:05 [#02420619]
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There's an elixir somewhere but you go blind.


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2011-09-13 14:29 [#02420622]
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anti-age creams do wonders


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2011-09-13 20:10 [#02420627]
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im 38 and regularly wet myself whilst out of the daycenter


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2011-09-17 04:56 [#02420740]
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be smooov mah brothaz and sistaz, be smooOOoOOve.....


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-09-17 14:05 [#02420754]
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this guy is funny


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-09-17 14:51 [#02420755]
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jim carter


 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2011-09-26 17:01 [#02421138]
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apparantly kurzweil pops 180 to 250 pills a day.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2011-09-26 20:10 [#02421148]
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i get older everyday. so do you. its a bit shit really


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2011-09-26 21:01 [#02421151]
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can't wait to be an old man in a rocking chair, open fire
and cat sleeping in front of it, enjoying a marijuana pipe
and glass of scotch while listening to the latest electronic
music variations


 

offline robbie_eleckt from time to time on 2011-09-26 21:43 [#02421152]
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*yawn*


 

offline Ahab from Groningen (Netherlands, The) on 2011-09-26 22:42 [#02421153]
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i choose to eat only candy, it will keep me very young.


 


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