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My gf said I'm too fat!
 

offline clark672010 on 2011-07-22 02:42 [#02417915]
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Hi,all boys and girls here. I wanna share my story; I am so
sad now. last weekend, I just got this shirt for our Hawaii
travelling.
I showed it to my honey in the hope of getting praise or
something els. But she said :"you are too fat in this
shirt." Her words like a sword. It hurt my heart deeply.
What do u think about this shirt? Is it nice? I am 200
pounds now. Am I too fat??? If so, what I should do to lose
weight?LAZY_TITLE


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2011-07-22 02:48 [#02417916]
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slice off your love handles like in the movie Se7en

 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2011-07-22 14:18 [#02417934]
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is your girlfriend a porker? no offense but people who live
in glass houses shouldnt throw pies.


 

offline robbie_eleckt from time to time on 2011-07-22 18:03 [#02417945]
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she's like totally right, man

you're a fat ugly spam bot

 

offline diamondtron on 2011-07-23 08:38 [#02418005]
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her telling you you're too fat is her saying she's going to
leave you in a year or two, probably via cheating. dump her.
a decent girlfriend wouldn't care. she's not that good in
bed anyway...


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2011-07-23 09:17 [#02418009]
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If she comments that you are too fat, what you need to do is
rapidly tear off one of her arms from the shoulder socket.
Just like, grab her at an elbow with both hands and then
tear her arm off, using the whole torso and waist for
power.

Ask her again if you are fat, and she will probably scream
no. So basically, her seeing you as fat has something to do
with her arm.

Have her arm fixed, and you will no longer be perceived as
fat. You can fix her arm with the money you earn from
spamming.


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2011-07-23 09:33 [#02418010]
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And it could be her right ear as well. So, while you're at
it...


 

offline robbie_eleckt from time to time on 2011-07-25 05:10 [#02418106]
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genius

 

offline yann_g from now on 2011-07-27 12:14 [#02418253]
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"Status: Regular"

I wish he could reply though.

 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2011-07-30 00:41 [#02418381]
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she should be happy anyway, if your really as fat as she
makes out you should have a cock with the girth of a babys
arm. personally i love being overweight, i get XXL clothes
cheaper and the bloke in our chippy gives me extra
scrappings for nought. fuck being thin.


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2011-07-30 02:38 [#02418387]
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if another guy says i'm fat i reply "that's becasue
everytime i fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit."


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2011-07-30 02:56 [#02418389]
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dominatrix disgussing media idea on the land

 

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