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The ocean is a vast, strange place, filled with creatures that science can never understand. About 3,000 years ago the first algae appeared in deep sea vents in the deep, and as they rose to the surface they began to mutate into sea anomalies and horses. The sea horses eventually came on to land and over time, through natural selection turned into regular horses. Horses eat apples that are very high in the trees, however the trees were growing taller due to gamma rays projected from nearby comets and supernovas. The horses had to adapt, and so they grew a single horn in the center of their heads, with which to spear the apples. Eventually the apples evolved into the humans we see today. These horned horses would also travel many miles to the nearest stream, where they would take a drink. Sailors passing by on the stream believed these creatures to be mystical, but the horses themselves were metaphysical naturalists. Over twenty to several hundreds of years, the horses that came out of the sea evolved back into it! Drinking became basking, and the great horned horse evolved back into the narwhal. Some narwhals lost their horns and became dolphins, whales, while others changed their horn and became swordfish or saw fish. The water in the ocean evolved from common house hold spickets, when their filters changed the tap water into salt, and the salt eventually evolved back into water. |
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you're making this up ! |
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tldr |
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No, sir. Again I have sources. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_cetaceans#Earlies t_ancestors //The traditional theory of cetacean evolution was that whales were related to the mesonychids, an extinct order of carnivorous ungulates (hoofed animals), which resembled wolves with hooves and were a sister group of artiodactyls (even-toed ungulates). These animals had unusual triangular teeth similar to those of whales.// Now I did not really get into the unicorn's carnivorous nature, but they were in fact omnivores. They ate cow flesh, chicken, and Fridays they ate fish. This was in addition to a herbal diet of cilantro and garlic supplement. Their Friday fish tradition was one of the driving forces that drove them to the sea. Now some evolutionists will say whales evolved from bears, or like wikipedia's scientists say, a hippopotamus, but I will think that my model will show that it was the unicorn that evolved into the narwhal, and then diversified into the other cetaceans and swordfish. |
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Cilantro is fantastic. |
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if only the octopus could take to land , i can imagine what it might evolve into and the practical use it would have |
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Science SUKCS |
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I WANT TO BELIEBE |
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really. just watch animals, meng |
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