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simple solution - just don't wear the glasses. |
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that's why my conclusion was not "this is hell" but "there's a possibility that this hell". anyway. i was only semi-serious. |
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I like women in glasses |
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yup, mose women in glasses are sexy. |
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I can't believe you're taking him seriously. Also, I can't find my glasses this morning... Coincidence? I think not. |
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Probably is, though. |
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Indeed, but more amazingly perhaps is that mister super-deals clark672010 is responding in thread, WITHOUT a |
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It is fucking noon in germany. I didn't wear my glasses, so far no one said anything. 4 more hours in this hellhole and i can go home. Wish me luck |
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i wish you luck in terms of not having a work accident now, you wont get any money out of it without your glasses! |
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If they do say something just walk away and start crying..you know how to do that. |
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ROFL! |
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I saw the OP and expected this to be a sex dominance thing like please mistress don't force me to wear glasses, I've been a bad boy |
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you wish! :D |
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Ok, nothing happend today. Not even a work accident which isn't as bad as seeing these ass faces everday. |
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Try to enjoy your job, there must be some aspect of it which isn't that bad, or some people you work with who you like. Love, Tractern. x |
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Monoid: I well know restaurateur has asked for my secret salad dressing recipe. I'm not to sure about it so I wanted to get your opinion first. Please let me know your thoughts. Four teaspoon of balsamic vinaigrette One tablespoon of organic olive oil One teaspoon of crushed lemon pepper One teaspoon of crushed black pepper A pinch of ground basil Thanks! |
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I am wearing contacts today. They tickle a bit. Is this normal? |
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One time my contact got stuck on the top of my eyeball or something, causing my eye to water and I had to consciously prevent my twitching eyelid from blinking since I was in the precarious position of trying to get it out before it went further in. But it was too late, an uncontrollable blink and slight eye roll slid it around the back side. I later felt the contact under the skin of my left testicle. Which is weird because it was my right eye so I guess the wires got crossed somewhere. That happens when I use q tips too. Like my left ear will be itchy, say, but the right ear makes the qtip the yellowest so I think my brain wires regarding ear sensations are mixed up. I actually made this all up, except for the q tip stuff. |
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I use a small fork to put my contacts in |
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I just contacted my balls |
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yes, it's normal. do you wear hard or soft contact-lenses? i used to wear hard lenses. they sucked. they made my eyes red, so that people in the supermarket commented "you smoked a lot of weed yesterday, huh?" even though i didn't. ... or they would just pop out of my eye for no reason and be lost for ever. for instance, i would be walking down a windy street in the darkness and suddenly they would pop out of my eye leaving me half-blind. (i'm very short-sighted.) ... or i'd get dust in my eyes and my eyes would hurt as hell. anyway, soft lenses are alright. |
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sometimes when i use q tips in the ear i can feel the "taste" in the back of my mouth. similarly if i scratch a spot on my right elbow i can feel a pinching sensation in the waist. |
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Monoid: Did you get a chance to try that salad dressing? btw I found this butcher down the street that really is an artisan with a cut of lamb. |
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I don't know, i bought them in the supermarket. I am getting real ones in two weeks when i am used to my glasses, which i don't wear |
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I like it 'til you said it was made up. That part made me sad :( |
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haha, fuck, really? :D That seems strange. |
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It is not. Its the only way for me since i lost my fingers in a work related accident |
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that's to do with brain mapping, the area of your brain which sends a signal from your elbow might be mapped right next to your waist, so you get a cross signal giving you a phantom sensation. |
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Er... what? How are you typoing these messages? And how do you do your job? |
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Through fukkin mind control!!! |
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Lol..I see progress: monoid doesnt talk much about his mom nowadays |
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I had this idea about glueing pencils or cigarettes to contact lenses, so they can stick out of the eyeballs. I have yet to try it. |
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when done: send pictures |
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Surely! Especially if I don't trip on a pebble and jam two pencils into my brain. |
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Update: I lost one of my contact lenses today. Tomorrow i'll be going to work without them. I bought glasses for 227 Euro which i don't wear. I am sick of this and consider laser surgery. |
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Cut your contact in two, and wear half in each eye. |
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fuck me this is a long thread about monoids glasses, we must be bored *_* |
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The silly threads are the best, cos everyone has a good laugh and no one needs to take them seriously. Except poor old Monoid. |
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Ah man, why does this happen? Why do I always kill threads? :( |
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Kill threads? I would think it's more about keeping the Monoid alive. It looks like it's working, but I'm still not too sure. |
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monoid do as our heart tells you : ) If it was a hollywood movie i'd Wear shades and take a gun to work, just whack it on the desk when your boss approaches and say nothing. like in those cool American flicks. |
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jokes like that are not appreciated in the netherlands atm. |
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what happened over there then? i don't watch the news much. |
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There is not much moore to say. I told my boss i wear contacts, which i sometimes do. |
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i hope you get paid soon for all this. |
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cool thread guys |
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No, i won't. |
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I think Freqy means he hopes you get paid karmically speaking. Like, you get hit by a bus for moaning about nothing. ;) |
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