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yup simple as that...but I propose a new rating system.. THE JIVVERDICKERMETER s'simple y'all 5 on the JIVVERDICKERMETER means it will only appeal to the JivverDickers of the world....approach with a Biohazard suit and don't leave without a decontaminant shower 0 on the JIVVERDICKERMETER means...it's mint...it's primo...any JIVVERDICKERS in the audience will implode into an easily removable heap ready for a dog poo baggie so I will begin Unknown 2.5 on JIVVERDICKERMETER cross Frantic with Bourne Identity and release it a year after SALT and you get Unknown... |
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i cannot grasp the jivverdicker meter thing. movie : lyra ( kate bush sang a song for it : ) great movie the blond woman i hate her viciously. |
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A scarcity of lolz |
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enter the void - 0.4 on the JIVVERDICKERMETER |
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this is not about the lolz...this about the children sadist yup you got it freqy the better the movie the lower it is on JIVVERDICKERMETER because he is a little bitch of dubious tastes....he is into beyonce and windowcleaner cocktails and black puddings and broccoli flavoured icecream the bitch is just not right I tells ya |
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is it alright if I call you naked nudist lady man? man? cant get my tongue around your name... |
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cut the jivverdickermeter crap. it's lame. or rather 10 on the zoomancer scale of lameness. /derp |
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so says the stick figure taking a dump.... hmm decisions decisions thanks but no I think I will stick to it...I can live with being lame in your books bbye for now oh and don't forget to flush...its starting to smell rank |
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If you've got some apples to exchange with mister Jivver, mail him directly. Don't start an anti-Jivver campaign with this kind of half arsed threads. I'm not interested, and I'm sure most people here aren't either. Without the Jivvermeter-crap this thread might have gone somewhere. If he bothers you, ignore him. Continue this crap and be ignored yourself. It's up to you. |
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I hear some valid points.. but I just got run with it until it runs out of steam...not for anyone else but for my self.... so if you wanna use this thread feel free to use it without gauge I suggested...heck I kinda like the sound of zoomancer scale of lameness...:) |
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The Ninth Gate Lots of fun, far better than I expected. |
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I really dug Polanski's mastery of the atmosphere on that one...as well as the central character and the premise...the plot developments?not so much...not from what I recall anyway...saw it when it first came out |
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They say you have to watch it more than once. I read some spoilers after the first time I viewed it and there's definitely stuff I missed out on, about the Johnny Depp character and the mysterious girl. After I read it I was like "oh yeah, of course" but I wish I'd just watched it again instead of reading spoilers. |
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THE BOX by Richard Kelly (Director of Donnie Darko) How could a movie with so much go so horribly wrong...it's got Aliens, Astral Travel, Deformities, Conspiracy Theories, Men in Black, Mind Control, Zombies (of sorts including Cameron Diaz)... Maybe there's too much going on... Not as much as Southland Tales...which was an absolute disaster... but there seems to be a lack of skill in piecing a narrative together...incoherence and enigmas are two different things...Richard Kelly's obvious David Lynch fetish is on display once again, but insistence on stilted dialogue delivery (of some of the most awfully sophomoric lines) does not a David Lynch make... Each film of his I watch convinces me just a little more that Donnie Darko was a fluke (as did all the pedantic deleted scenes on the DVD of that film....their omission made for a perfect little enigmatic film) 3 on JIVVE.....ah Fuck JivverDicker I am bored with the little bitch |
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the day after with steve guttenberg 1983 nuclear war tv film. big budget 'threads' rip-off. nearly as good. not as frightening but then again nothing is. 8/10. |
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NOKAS - i don't care for the JivverDicker system so i rate it good out of awesome. |
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The Adjustment Bureau strange little big film...based purporterdly on a Phillip K Dick Story not the next Inception I was expecting...more like meta narrative version of a romantic comedy, like pretty woman with a greek chrous of men in black announcing the upcoming plot twists and hurdles and obstacles thrown in the path of true love...a bit like Life Less Ordinary in a strange way |
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