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Don't you always look up and wonder if there's a camera in there, especially when you masturbate? A lot of places require them by law and they're almost always designed to be on the ceiling with a nice wide view... think about it. Where do you think all the porn comes from? World leaders have it all figured out and organized. They just make the porn accessible far away from where it was filmed via smoke detector, so nobody finds out videos of them are available on the internet locally. Thanks to nanotechnology, you never know where a camera might be nowadays. When a beam of sunlight comes into the room and you see little grains of dust floating around, maybe those are all cameras, organized in a way so that obama can rotate you around in 360 degrees on screen and zoom in on any freckle. Constructing this massive secret wankovision has been nearly the single focus of the self elected world leaders like Tom Cruise, Oprah and Obama. Why do you think the schools are shit. Their function isn't to teach.. its to be a convenient holding pen so the world leaders can easily browse porn by age category. "Physical education"? Please, nice excuse to force kids to take showers naked. |
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yawn. |
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No wonder nobody replies to you. You are such a try-hard. |
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i made athread and no one post,so fuck you now yehp! |
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if you have a wax work of yourself made that moves a bit too, then quickly and unnoticeabley place it in your bedroom (dancing to spice girls or something) ...run to another Internet machine at a library wearing a beard and dark glasses ( to trick the system) you can find your bedroom with your wax work on spankoweb.com or similar , you may view your feed for 3 bucks or 25 for a yearly subscription. but, if you search for your bedroom feed on your own machine at home or even ask a known friend to search you out. neither of you will ever find it, cause the system blocks you and your familes IP's. Its so you never find out that all those smoke detectors and little dust cameras and are really real and focused in on your private action. you can search for your feed with frame/facial recognition software as long as the system doesnt block your search... scan a frame from every live web feed on the net for your facial features and bed rooms distinctive features , you are online now most likely and subscribed too, as we all may be too. :? |
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SOMETIMES I ..THE INERNET |
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all valid points but the question is why would they do it... that in itself explains the existence of JIVVERDICKER |
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Jivin'Dickens is a troll. The only way to handle one like him is to keep throwing non sequiturs until he gets confused and wanders into traffic. |
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Haha! Cheer up zoomancer. You were publicly humiliated and that is that. I'll do it again if you want. 8 ) |
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or ask a question that requires more than 5 words... |
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um really? damn I missed it..I must have been sleeping when that happened...would you care refresh my memory.. start by defining what you mean by "publicly" :) |
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Requires an answer that is more than five words? Is that what you were trying to say? |
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wow..you are just blowing my mind there..just when I though I had you all figured out you come back all ninja with replies of more than 5 words respect! my widdle four legged friend..respect! |
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hahah, a new dupe and a board haxorz! Jivver, why do you waste your time with all of this then, dont turn into a dog_belch/stein....who pisses on everything |
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I'm just making some hot chocolate and having a laugh for a bit! Hope you are well! |
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I gotcha' i was hoping your heart didnt totally turn black. Just killing a few minutes before Thad Jr. comes home, the little stud is almost 5!!, the Blue Jumbo chair seems like ages ago, but we will still use it on Thad Jr. II. |
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This is the non-canonical "further adventures" of xltronic. |
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5! Oh god it goes soo quick! |
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um I thought choclate was poisonous to your kind.. oh..no.. someone call 911...or 111 or whatever the equivalent is in JivverDICKERLAND hang on there little pup...I will not let you..die... |
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yeah I know, hes so much fun, be he NEEDS new tunes (cough cough, hint, hint) he like to pretend to play the guitar, and him and his little friends like to IDM dance, its rad. |
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(sigh) look at you brave man...talking away to a dead little pooch like nothing happened...sniff |
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i love Jivver., what can I say. |
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me too..what not to love... but now he's gone..sob WAAAAAH |
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"try-hard" is an accurate criticism of me, or at least the w M w "character". Though I've had such little experience being "me" in the real world that I identify more with that character than myself. I had to go to urban dictionary to look it up. |
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Shame on you, all of you. Filthy masturbators. No wonder you are paranoid about the possibility people are watching you through cameras. If God was still alive and could see what you are doing with HIS CHILDREN... I don't even want to think about it. |
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Well if you'd seen the new harry potter movie, you'd be a masturbat(or/er) too. I would let Hermione's tape worm give me head. I would fuck her dad. I would let her poop on my face. I would be her tampon. I'd let her cannibalize me. I love Hermione. |
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NSFW |
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I wanna hug her and pedobear at the same time. |
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Easy solution to this problem. Don't jack off near fires. |
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ahahaha |
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aaahh i'm glad i took a tram to a cafe and bought over priced drinks to read this. |
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aaah DUBturbo |
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