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Hai! So I've learned that cute earthling girls sometimes work in banks, so like I need an excuse to just walk into one, like a valid "reason" to go in even though I don't have an account (the ulterior motive being to pick up a girl there with my smooth ass pick up lines (like "hai!" for example) and then totally cum my nanobots into her butt, fulfilling my pointless genetic destiny). Like I want to be able to hit all the banks around here multiple times a week without drawing too much attention from taser wielding rent-a-cops or suspicion from obama's artilect controlled security camera system. Like what reason do people need to go into banks and talk to a teller fo shizzle? Like whon't they get suspicious if I ask for a roll of quarters for the 3rd time in one week at multiple locations. I mean its a damn raffle. IF there's a cute girl working there, most likely some stupid cock blocking dude says "I can help the next customer, would you like any penises today?". What am I supposed to say to that? "No thanks, I'm waiting for that skank ass ho, help some1 else faggit"? I mean, I'm already ostracized from restaurants where most of the cute girls work because I have no friends to eat with. Thanks in advance, Mr. w M M M w |
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you have become a zero..try to get a bank account for that. |
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walk in, ignore the queue, go straight to her and tell her you have a hefty wad in your trousers that you would like to deposit in her... ...bank. (the pause is vital and so is the sexual emphasis on the word bank) funky music will start to play, and she'll have it splashed out on her counter in no time. well, it worked for this guy in a film i saw. it was quite a saucy film, not much storyline. everyone was naked a lot. |
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whatever you do, just dont go to the counter and say: "this is an assault on my bank account" whilst pulling out your bankbook out of the inner pocket of your jacket. just believe me, when i tell you they dont like it at all .-) |
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Banks have tons of forms around for various shit. Get one, fill it out partly, then ask the girl how to fill out some unclear part. I really like the deposit ...bank line, though. or like, "Wanna go out sometime? No?! Okay, fuck it- THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!", then fucking spray the room with your tommy gun. "Okay, how about now?" Then you stick the penis in the vagina under the table at the Italian restaurant. |
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will you be wearing a hat ian |
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w M w! Long time no see, good sir. I do most of my banking online. But if there happens to be an attractive lady teller working there, would that be a viable excuse? |
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ian noll my dear friend i will make a new song in tribute to you |
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You can open an attractive lady in another window while you make your deposit. |
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Stop feeding my name to google you shit fuckingp piss snacks. I thought of an idea though. I hop over the counter and then forcibly take her finger and stick it in my butt. Then I can sue her for raping me, and with the lawsuit money I'll finally have money to put in the bank and thus a reason to go in the bank and talk to her. Plus there'd be an automatic conversation topic, the lawsuit. Plus the lawsuit would probably make her very poor and willing to accept money for sex. |
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Oh yeah, xltronic fails at the internet too much to even appear in google. |
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Shit fucking piss snacks? |
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Yes you fart choking pterodactyl gourd. |
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Oh fuck off. This place died a long time ago. I'm out. |
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'cute earthling girls' |
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Aardvark is Afrikaans for earth girl. |
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Aardvarks are easy. |
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Isn't life fascinating? The way it develops into a set of routines? That prison of the mind which shuns the prospect of adventure. That timeless drift in the core of your early existence. With enough ketchup sauce, one not need worry of such spherical postage stamps. Outre? Depends on perspective. The brown carpet just came to mind. But no matter, for matter is part of the mind. All I can say is that I stood on one at some point. And that's awesome, because I can remember it. Memory. Remembering a memory. High definition brain synapses make the brain worth having. |
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omg gwely idk who or what you are but keep talkin' like that i'm totally beating it like it owed me money |
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The only times we often tend to remember are times of great risk, person depending of coarse. It's how the mind works. Joy and happiness don't even register because its free flowing life. Free flowing time. Something traumatic or stressful or risky imprints 100x more, it subroutines on a series of triggered synapses. This is common for nearly every human on earth. What we choose to remember? We only remember a time of discomfort or embarrassment at the fundamental level. tldr; Remember that time you farted out loud in class by accident? A fallacy in that is that we are all inherently selfish. Sure we do selfless things, but our self aware personification selectively only focuses on the self. No one is going to remember you farted in science class! They were too busy thinking about themselves. |
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Ew. You ruined the mood by saying 'coarse' instead of 'course'. And there are a few flaws in all that dogma, of course we remember negative archetypes in our lives as something to fear and avoid. But if we didn't remember perfect beautiful things then what would he have to live for? There's no reason to assume that we don't naturally receive both negative, and *positive* reinforcement from memory. I can remember disney world back in 89' only as a blur of sunshine and fun. None of the normal problems one inevitably has with an 8 year old seem to be in my memories. Furthermore I would say that we are given a choice in the form of attitude. Consider that all good and bad things are composed primarily of suffering. Well of course it's easy to value a sexual conquest regardless of all the compromise and policy you had to endure, and all the exertion required to actually participate. On the other hand consider the good aspects of farting in that class room. Remember how relieved you felt, the abdominal pressure being reduced to normal levels? Remember everyone in the class room giving you additional space and much desired attention? Remember the teacher calling your name out again that day? Nope? Sweet, it's nap time. Maybe if you'd approached that situation with a healthier attitude it wouldn't have stuck in your memory so much? This message brought to you by the numbers four, two, and zero, and the color green. |
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DUDE IM DEEP AS FUCK |
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Where's my thong faggit. I'll thtomp on your testicles. Ain't no one that can stop me. My style is impetious. My fists are impregnable. I wanna eat your children. I'll fuck you till you love me faggit! Praith alla. |
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oh and i've found i get lucky a lot with the line 'nice shoes would you carry my child to term?' women love shoes for some reason. |
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i should not have returned here. everyone is faggots. |
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I... I'm sorry for calling you a fart choking pterodactyl gourd :( |
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She might be sensitive about that you know. |
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violent armed bank robbery with a hostage requirement. worked for me. although it's taken 6 years to get my cell how i like it. |
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck yeah, if Tyson romance doesn't work, nothing will. |
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