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what are you getting your the bitch for Valentine's day?
 

offline clark672010 on 2011-01-26 06:41 [#02404714]
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I still haven't figured it out. We've only been dating for
a little over a month. Haven't known each other for much
longer than that, so I don't want to go too over the top,
yet I don't want it to be something lame like a flower and
chocolates. I was thinking maybe a nice dinner out and a
walk along the river or something, but it's cold as fuck out
right now and honestly I'd rather it be something that she
can take back to school with her so if she's being a little
slut she'll see it and at least feel a bit guilty. My friend
suggest me to go with this Pearl Necklace. What's your
opinion? Just share your ideas.
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline penexpers from Toronto (Canada) on 2011-01-26 09:36 [#02404716]
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Incredible


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2011-01-26 10:08 [#02404717]
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She definately sounds like she wants a pearl necklace,
however, I might suggest getting her this one instead.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2011-01-26 22:49 [#02404739]
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Here's what you can give your mom for st stupid's
day sexxxidermist.


 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2011-01-26 23:40 [#02404743]
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the fourth of january you told us you had gotten married.
now you're telling us you've only been dating for about a
month. that means you married your wife within a couple of
weeks. and you didn't even know her before that, and she
still goes to school?

shame on you!


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2011-01-27 06:21 [#02404759]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #02404739



If you look at your posting history, every second post is
directed at me. I am both flattered and creeped out.

My mom thinks your penis is small, and she is a good judge
of penis size. Strange, because she says that your fathers
is twice the size of yours. She speculated that there was an
accident that happened when you were circumcised, and they
decided to quickly jury rig something together instead of
have to deal with a malpractice suit. Its a pretty funny
story the way she tells it.

And about the link, she says you hit like a girl.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2011-01-27 08:41 [#02404760]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Referral bitch fuck affiliate slut


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2011-01-27 12:49 [#02404766]
Points: 11233 Status: Regular | Followup to horsefactory: #02404760 | Show recordbag



a horse..but where can i order 1?


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2011-01-27 14:17 [#02404776]
Points: 1066 Status: Regular | Followup to clark672010: #02404714



i'll give your mum a pearl necklace


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2011-01-27 18:51 [#02404795]
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What can I say? You're the last earnest and slightly thick
guy on the board and you always rise to the occasion.

aaallllwwwwaaaaaaaaaaysssssssssss


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2011-01-27 23:25 [#02404806]
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Honestly, I only have the endurance to keep up about 50% of
your faux trolling. What can I say? Your too much man for
me.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2011-01-28 01:41 [#02404820]
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i love you


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2011-01-28 23:20 [#02404939]
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Too soon fleetmouse.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2011-01-29 02:09 [#02404942]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



I'm sorry! I was using desensitizing cream and everything.

Go get cleaned up and I'll make us some eggs.


 

offline psylocke24 from LA (United States) on 2011-01-29 05:10 [#02404956]
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I am not sure if you're really dating
the fourth of january you told us you had gotten
married.
now you're telling us you've only been dating for about a
month. that means you married your wife within a couple of
weeks. and you didn't even know her before that, and she
still goes to school?

shame on you!

whatever just give her a necklace.


 


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