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offline obara from Utrecht on 2011-01-01 16:37 [#02402885]
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Arab at the airport: 
- Name? 
- Abdul al-Rhazib. 
- Sex? 
- Three to five times a week. 
- No, no... I mean male or female? 
- Male, female, sometimes camel. 
- Holy cow! 
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. 
- But isnt that hostile? 
- Horse style, doggy style, any style! 
- Oh dear!
 
- No, no! Deer run too fast !

 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2011-01-01 18:18 [#02402888]
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happy 17100

 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2011-01-01 18:43 [#02402889]
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Thansk how was your new tears eve Im typing this
at my mates iPhone and it kond of sucks i mean the typing.



 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2011-01-01 18:48 [#02402890]
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Theres five of us sitting at fireplace drinking rakija and
its cool i mean hot In here i mean


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2011-01-01 19:01 [#02402892]
Points: 8670 Status: Lurker | Followup to obara: #02402890



oh new year is awesome. spent the night yesterday at home
watching new year in wroc³aw on tv and drank some cheap gin
tonic. went to sleep before 23 to be sound asleep before the
rockets go off.

overslept until 11:22 afterwards tried to kill the day which
is kind of hard because the internet sure is slow today and
there is nothing going on on the forums at all. i started
watching movies about hacking credit cards and atms out of
sheer boredom.

in the meantime i got pissed about some random asshat
overbidding a nintendo ds i was watching for days on
allegro.

i also wanked two times which didn't give me the desired
relief.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2011-01-01 19:33 [#02402893]
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I wanked only once today but thats a secret it was good
though. New tears eve was fine or even top ten my finest
nyeves. Finished work at noon then drove with wifey three
hours to a motel which is also a stable and a horseriding
school located IN the woods and so we started a Party IN
this beautiful place out IN the country.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2011-01-01 19:35 [#02402894]
Points: 19368 Status: Lurker



I wanked only once today but thats a secret it was good
though. New tears eve was fine or even top ten my finest
nyeves. Finished work at noon then drove with wifey three
hours to a motel which is also a stable and a horseriding
school located IN the woods and so we started a Party IN
this beautiful place IN the country.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2011-01-01 19:37 [#02402895]
Points: 19368 Status: Lurker



Bollocks, extra point - 17105 now

 

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