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offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-10 16:36 [#00165924]
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''As a child me and a friend used to climb into his double
bed
with a big teddy, strip to our pants and used to pretend we

were Han and Luke and were sleeping with Leia. We must have

been about 6 or 7. Where the hell did we get that idea from?
''

And with that comment, I can not get up off the floor. I am
lauging like I hath never laughed. Oh jesus.



 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-10 16:41 [#00165936]
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were micky taking. i admire you immensely for sharing your
pre pubesent experiances with us (*ken sniggers like a bent
twat as he types*)


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-10 16:42 [#00165939]
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Lets here some of everyone else's. You lot are so
squeky-clean.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-10 16:42 [#00165940]
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we used to play/act out indiana jones scenes in the playing
ground. i was always fucking shortround :(


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-10 16:43 [#00165945]
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That's not very sexual.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-10 16:46 [#00165950]
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i had to play shortround in the nip.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-10 16:47 [#00165953]
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That's more like it.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-10 16:49 [#00165958]
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I discovered masturbation when I used to look at the summer
edition of the Sears catalogue! All those women in those
bathing suits, oh baby. I did NOT, however, gang bang teddy
bears.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-10 16:50 [#00165963]
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We didn't gang bang the teddy bear - no holes.

I used to flick through my mum's Littlewoods and Kays
catalogues at the women's lengerie. But who didn't?


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-10 16:51 [#00165964]
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phew! glad to hear it.

i did have a crush on my music teacher-well not exactly a
crush, more of an unsexual crush. he was called mr morgan.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-10 16:52 [#00165966]
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thank god for kays catalogues and belinda carlisle album
covers.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-10 16:53 [#00165969]
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Orrrrr, how sweet.

I had a copy of Smash Hits with pictures of Sabrina. Hmmm.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-10 16:54 [#00165972]
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sabrina? quality!! didnt she have huge jugs?


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-10 16:56 [#00165975]
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aaahh- id love to carry on with this but i gotta go now-ill
pick up the thread again to morrow, i can see where this is
going-ok, my favourite was michala strachem from 'the really
wild show'...ppphhhwoaaar missus.

tata.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-10 16:56 [#00165978]
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Indeed she did. She was Italian i think. Kind of a Jordan
equivalent. Very, very dirty. I saw her on Eurotrash a few
years ago and it brought back some fond memories.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-10 16:57 [#00165980]
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i bet it did.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-10 16:57 [#00165981]
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See you tomorrow dude.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-10 16:59 [#00165983]
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laters


 


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