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i was on the phone with Bjork yesterday, i inquired on the reasons she insists to be naked in her recent vedioes. she told me she had a vagina infection that gets swollen if she wore cloths in the presence of electronic equipment such as camers during the filming, so she strips down in order to protect her sluty icelandic cunt |
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whats her number? |
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tell her i said hi |
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salma hayek ur pic is so damn disctracting!! urs, and there are two other people here whos pics are.. ahem, interesting in that way i just dont recall their user-names right now |
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i know who you mean |
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I dunno, but I wouldn't ever fucked this icelandic brat... shit she has a crappy body! Goes nicely with her crappy face... |
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Say what you will about Bjork, but she makes good music. |
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she'd probably make a good kebab aswell |
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shish kebab? Who'd eat Bjork? |
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rather that than mcdonalds |
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lol I guess so. So where would you start? Toes or her head? |
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well i was just explaining her reasons for bieng naked in her vedioes just as she told them to me...i was't making a comment about her music.. she attributed her excessive nakedness to an illness so people can no longer complain now that you all know |
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and yes my pic is pretty damn arousing... |
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ground her up into mincemeat perhaps waste not want not |
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Get your Bjork Pies!!! Get them while they're hot!! Come and get it!! |
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it's nice that you've explained this bjork vaginal infection thing...if you haven't noticed, i've brought up the bjork-naked-too-much topic numerous times i like her music a lot, but her new lyrics are too sexual and harry |
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Breast Chop $5 each Thigh $30 each Finger $2 each Middle Finger (which she often used to pleasure herself by sticking it up her vagina until it got infected and she engages in sticking it up her anus instead) 5 cents Decorative Nipple Bits 20 cents each Annoying Voice Box 60 cents |
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ggloom excessive nakedness is only welcome if you she looked like salma hayek, i told her on the phone even if she had an infection she should have avoided showing so much in the vedioes somehow |
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birthday by the sugarcubes is the most bollocks song ever written. she really does sound in pain. come to think of it, i quite like it... |
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Do you actually see her in the buff in the video, or is it edited so you don't 'see' anything (back shots, arm / leg shots)? |
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okay this whole Selma Hayek thing...if you're referring to Selma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn, then okay i understand your obsession...but her now? lets get real |
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she is FULLY NUDE AND EXPOSED cocoon video |
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"Mrs. Jackson...I am for reeeall...Im sorry I made your daughter cry..blah blah blah" Great where did that come from? |
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She is? Wow...she's gone psycho lol |
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ggloom don't diss Salma Hayek's looks she's a fuckin babe |
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...the cocoon vid is a reason for me not getting in some hot sex action with her... face is say ok... but body!! ewwwwww ...her movie was bollocks as well... btw, wow! so many replies on a day!!! |
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it's earthleakages photo thats doing it for me...oooohhhhh let me just get a sugarcube....giddy up! |
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