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I fucking love monster trucks. |
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Thats besides the point I fucking love monster trucks. |
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Are you an orangutan? |
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I happen to be a "kind of" orangutan. |
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you really wanna know what happened? well ok it all started like this. there was this guy right and he was in love with this girl and then everything went to hell... they started dating which led to kissing which eventually led to fucking..and as we all know fucking is not the answer. first they fucked just at his house then they started to broaden their horizons fucking at her house in his lawn up in the back tree and eventually in the school bathrooms gym and so on and so forth... well one day she figured out all he was doing was using her for sex in fucked up places so she asked him about it and he said no baby i love you its not just about the sex. so she was like alright to prove to me its not all about the sex lets see if we can go one month without fucking. and he was like alright one month no problem. well after day 2 it was a problem they were both feeling it she was so used to fucking that everywhere she turned she was like damn i miss that dick in my vag. and it was no different for him he really missed her vag wrapped tightly around his dick... it didnt help that everywhere they went they were reminded of sex since they had literally done it everywhere...so finally after day 9 both of them decided to break their little vow just once and have sex behind the bleachers. well right as they were getting down to it and they were almost there they hear a noise. the girl was like what was that? while the guy remained calm and was like its nothing lets just finish and get outa here so they went along and she herd the noise again. she was like what the fuck is that it sounds like the bleachers are moving... sure enough as they both look out at the bleachers in front of them they see them slowly moving towards them. so he pulls out and they start running towards the edge of the bleachers to escape. but right when they hit the edge the bleachers close them inside. so now they are trapped inside there and cannot get out til someone opens the bleachers again. |
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BUT FIRST (o_________________0) fart |
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figuring they are gonna die the guy takes off his pants and it like well since this is probably our last living moments why not fuck...and shes like well alright if u really wanna so they get to fuckin and all the sudden the bleachers start to move out and they are set free. they both step out and throw up their hands in relief and hug each other naked i might add since they were just fuckin. all the sudden they hear laughter and they look to their left and see the whole school staring at them. they both cover their private parts and run away never to fuck in public again. the moral of the story is??? if u fuck in public eventually someone is gonna see you oh yea and dont fuck in school -------------------- |
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No no no no this is better so i was like walkin down the street and i was like yo nig wtf are you doin in my town and he was like i dont know just roamin around. so i let him be i guess for the time being i was on a mission to become the greatest pokemon master!!!!! yea thats right i rep the gyrados and the mudkipz what about you worthless bitches not ploayin soul silver? what the fuck are you thinking not playing this awesome game its well worth the money you gotta spend and u get a fucking poke walker? thats the shit i got my quilava in there right now fuckers we need to be the best we can be on silver catch all those fucking dogs and drown a ho oh for fucks sake... at least piss on a hoppip. we hate that bitch and fuck mareep too that fuckin fat sheep bitch... anyway as i was fucking saying b4 some fag mentioned pokemon... i was walkin down the street and suddenly a wild ICBM appeared and i was like um? wtf¿ and i ninjask kicked it to the ocean and shot some of dem damn fishies.... once i found out the ICBM was from russia i knew what i had to do... i went over there to my hidden cabin in the northern part of siberia. so once i made it all chuck norris like and fuckin bilbo baggins was killed i was ready to start my assault. first i must secure a nuke or 2 from the rail line located conviently near my hut. then i have to hold 39,492 people hostage with the nukes then after that i must go rewire the nukes insides to explody splod especially hard and do 1d4 damage as my half elf mage wields his +94 blade of darkness. yea i went there fuck all u mother fuckers... fuck LOTR nerds... this is fucking bullshit there was only one trilogy and u guys fuckin think 3 movies about people just walkin is more entertaining that fuckin star wars? well fuck you ass hat. so i sneak up to the rail cars all ninjask like pull out my gyrados and fuckin jack that shit. then i send out all my pokemon to take all the people in the worldzord hostage while i nuke the planet with my super splody splode nukezorz. all is going according t |
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to plan til fucking a wild frodo appears and i have to kick his ass. we fight all hobbit like until i just push him aside like the lil guy he is. fuck what is up with all these damn hobbits did i fucking atk middle earth? what do u know i did... sauron is sending his orc army to kill me but oh well they have swords i have nukes... right as they come out of the ground i just nuke the hole they came from and they all die thats right ill let the world live just to kill those damn orcs...fuck them bitches. |
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olololol snoochie boochies this thread is only for stories bitcheS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (-(-.(-.-).-)-) |
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is my hero for supplying these baconlulz sotries!!11!!1!1!!!! |
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cock ass |
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"spagetti limp dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Jessmister |
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This is now a Jessmister thread |
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Yes |
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OH LORD THAT IS BEASTLY |
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I found you with jessmister and I. |
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[UR LSTORE://4][URLST ORE://8][URLSTO RE://12][URLST ORE://16][URLS TORE://20] |
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Quite. |
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gaysex twin |
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Gayphex - Dickhard.P.Jisms |
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I found some AK1200 mp3s on my computer from October 29, 1998. Sweet, yo. |
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