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talk to me... |
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VIRTUAL MONOID |
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xltronic iPhone app-- TO KEEP ONE UPDATED WITH ALL THE SITE COOLNESS AND RADICAL BADNESS PEACHY KEEN AWESOME SUPER MEGA POWER VAGINAZ!!!!!!!!! |
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vaginaz? there are no vaginas here..never |
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+260 pixels |
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makes a fart sound |
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imagine you could talk to someone who is somewhere else |
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It's called "fantasy", and it will NEVER BE POSSIBLE. If there is any communication technology greater than the Pony Express, I will kill my whole family and eat their liquified pink mash in an ice cream cone. |
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vibrate extra smoothly in your pocket to stimulate penis |
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or extra hard |
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also vagina edition |
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iChinese iWife For rasting rove and happiness! Remember the good old days? The days when women, shut their mouths, did what they were told and knew their opinions were worthless? There's a magical place where this is still happening, where the foul 'Womens Lib' movement never happened! That place... China! I know what you're thinking, 'China's so far away and expensive to get to, and my wife will be stupid and tiny, I may lose her when I return!'. Well worry no more thanks to this wonderful new app for your iPhone which will help you find, manage and dispose of a Chinese bride at your convenience! Features include: ±Bride picker - Choose a wife from our database of nearly half a billion women, aged between 6 and 90, to be delivered straight to your door! You may not get the one you asked for but they all look the same right? ±Wife Tracker - You've opened the crate, pulled out your barely breathing wife, brought her round with a loving punch to the neck and what does she do? She makes a break for it! Using a small GPS tracker which we implant in every brides skull you'll be able to find her where ever she runs straight from your phone! ±Chinese Phrase Book - Your iPhone will contain hundreds of useful phrases in many local dialects including 'Shut up!', 'You don't speak to the neighbours, you fucking hear me? You stay inside!' and 'A blowjob a day keeps the fists at bay!'. It's so simple to use, just point the iPhone at her face, press a button and witness the amazing results! ±Wife Removal Guide and Shop - Has the wife escaped one too many times? Are the neighbours starting to get suspicious of the screams that come from your basement every night? You'll be needing the Wife Removal Guide and Shop! Find local retailers for items such as saws, vans and special hammers for removing teeth and be shown areas of local woodland and deep water. No one will ever find her there! |
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i-golddigga This application detects and deciphers magnetic data strips on cards.By pointing the device at an unsuspecting lothario you can tell just by a quick glance at the screen if this guy is a possible sugar daddy or just a loyal customer at Tescos. i-knock -off This simple application detects if someone is rocking the real deal in clothes or is just a knock-off -wearing -mother fucker. Both applications would be a real boon to wannabe WAGs the worldover. |
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cx spam notifier |
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The iPhone doesn't have the battery life to withstand the salvo of notifications it would receive. |
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you need the cx battery backup with it |
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I'm sure it costs a hefty amount of money to buy an iNuclear iPower iPlant - but luckily, the prefix "i" seems to be a money maker. |
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Which is why I'm re-introducing the IROC-Z for the Apple Generation, all i need to do is get a few tons of white paint. |
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xlt v3 app coming soon Features include:gew=few � +260 pixels made by phobiazero £ $ |
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the i-Hate basicallly a register of people you hate that you can either vote for or nominate. |
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i-Audiophile soundgoodizer does nothing, has awesome interface, costs 1000$ |
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maybe we can make an xltronic app, perhaps just a place to log in and catch up on the lastest eletronic music news from 2002 |
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