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rob fragilenine from inside a jar of electricity on 2001-06-22 03:51 [#00010663] | |||||||||
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700 Brown Jockeys attacked my house lastnight. They came in through my window and took all of my possesions. This made me quite angry, as I had hidden a small sea donkey in my doom hat. I proceeded to chase these jockeys out of my house, wielding a stick with a statue of Ray Martin on it. Of course, the jockeys could run faster than me, but I didn't care, because I had the following things: 1x Saw made out of dust 2x Dead websites 1x Toe made out of a TV presenter 9x Donkey mattresses 0x Nothing 3x Jim Carrey's left ear 3.1415926535897932384626433832795x Pi 6x J-Lo's pudding 1x Michael Jackson's collection of used plastic -\|/- |
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M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-22 10:32 [#00010680] | |||||||||
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Today I saw a whole herd of migrating lemmings go right off a cliff to their fates. It was breathtakingly beautiful, the patterns they made with their blood on the rocks below. They look so silly when they're dead. I used two of them to put on a puppet show for my own personal amusement (no one else was there to see it). |
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