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hello, i recently visited china .i was there on holiday break to purchase a pelicans eyebrow. while walking through hong kong stroking panther hips, my legs turned to moist concrete! how embarrassed i was! i ran into the closest shop and asked a calculator speaking to ed harris what i should do, just as i did, 2687.497 yeti's began shouting and i quickly left. and that's when i ran into (literally)a beautiful girl as tall as 45 teacups. her femurs were gourgeous and she had a magnificent collection of molested pantries! i said to her "where has your mother placed the minks eating cakes?" she then offered to bathe with me, but i had to refuse seeing that my legs were made of moist concrete and would surely dissolve. she then turned into an eel and flew at james brolin with a handbag full of thieves. perhaps i will court a lamp post instead now. i enoy vacation. perhaps the next one i take will be a trip to the supermarket so that i may ask them for fig jars! |
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