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offline trans tex tual from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-04-08 03:42 [#00161784]
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10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability
to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when
vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at
least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up,
examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum
one more chance.

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of
confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on
it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people
maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be
swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across
the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it
under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling
the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one
has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant
whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners
if they want fresh ground pepper.

PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone
number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they
answer.

PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after
a dog presses its nose to it.

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of
always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick
it up, even when you're only six inches away.


 

offline Quoth from Sweden on 2002-04-08 03:45 [#00161788]
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QUOTHIZATION- The immunization drug, made illegal in the
United States Of America in June of 2002, that renders all
persons ability to describe nouns. Made by famous
musician/experimentalist: Quoth


 

offline trans tex tual from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-04-08 03:47 [#00161792]
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BILLAPHOBIA - the constant paranoia that no matter where you
go a duck is watching you.

(thanks Gabs :})


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-08 03:48 [#00161796]
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LACTOMANGULATION is my fav of the list.

I used to get phonesia when I worked a phone for this survey
business. I'd get so tired that I'd be sleeping on my desk
by the time somebody answered the phone. "Hello?" "uh, is,
uh, (make up a name quickly) so and so there?"


 

offline trans tex tual from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-04-08 03:49 [#00161803]
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Ive had a lot of experience with PUPKUS in my car.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-04-08 03:52 [#00161809]
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Drukqs...
But I don't know what it's supposed to mean...


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-04-08 04:02 [#00161818]
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i think it's supposed to be sort of like drugs

but it's music, and music isn't supposed to have anything to
do with drugs, it's supposed to exist with or without them,
so it couldn't be called "drugs" or "dope" or "smokin' crack
while masterbating to gay porn"
(which is the name of my impending album)


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-08 04:03 [#00161820]
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drug use?


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-04-08 04:07 [#00161822]
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yeah, probably, who knows? who cares? it was a reasonably
good album- the name attached seemed kinda like it was some
random sorta dealy where you can attach your own meaning

like "dada" "art"


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-08 04:08 [#00161824]
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How could drug use be seperate from music? The music one
creates is influenced by anything and everything in a
persons expereince. If drugs are there, they are in the
music.


 


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