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trans tex tual
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-04-08 03:42 [#00161784]
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10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should
AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.
ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.
PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
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Quoth
from Sweden on 2002-04-08 03:45 [#00161788]
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QUOTHIZATION- The immunization drug, made illegal in the United States Of America in June of 2002, that renders all persons ability to describe nouns. Made by famous musician/experimentalist: Quoth
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trans tex tual
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-04-08 03:47 [#00161792]
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BILLAPHOBIA - the constant paranoia that no matter where you go a duck is watching you.
(thanks Gabs :})
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jupitah
from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-08 03:48 [#00161796]
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LACTOMANGULATION is my fav of the list.
I used to get phonesia when I worked a phone for this survey business. I'd get so tired that I'd be sleeping on my desk by the time somebody answered the phone. "Hello?" "uh, is, uh, (make up a name quickly) so and so there?"
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trans tex tual
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-04-08 03:49 [#00161803]
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Ive had a lot of experience with PUPKUS in my car.
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Duble0Syx
from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-04-08 03:52 [#00161809]
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Drukqs... But I don't know what it's supposed to mean...
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diemax
from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-04-08 04:02 [#00161818]
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i think it's supposed to be sort of like drugs
but it's music, and music isn't supposed to have anything to do with drugs, it's supposed to exist with or without them, so it couldn't be called "drugs" or "dope" or "smokin' crack while masterbating to gay porn"
(which is the name of my impending album)
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corngrower
from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-08 04:03 [#00161820]
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drug use?
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diemax
from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-04-08 04:07 [#00161822]
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yeah, probably, who knows? who cares? it was a reasonably good album- the name attached seemed kinda like it was some random sorta dealy where you can attach your own meaning
like "dada" "art"
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jupitah
from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-08 04:08 [#00161824]
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How could drug use be seperate from music? The music one creates is influenced by anything and everything in a persons expereince. If drugs are there, they are in the music.
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