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i noticed i need to wash my asshole more frequently anyone? |
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stops you having bad breath |
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i thought that was because of fake teeth |
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when i take a shit and if i don't want to wash my ass, a few hours later it start burning already anyway.. i don't really care |
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i can relate |
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my ass has become more ichy lately, but i think it's the coconut shampoo i use at the gym |
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i have to brush my teeth after ever shit |
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is that OCD? or something more complicated? |
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here's my theory: if you break a long cycle of daily showers lasting months, jumping one or two showers in the week, you can't afford not to wash your ass everytime you take a shit. quoting the commercial of a soap for butts, it's like the PH of your asshole is used to a certain amount of care and if it changes, then you have to change with it, no questions. and this, in order to eliminate the pain to the root. |
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being mid-30's is kinda weird i mean i normally act like im 4, wonder why??? but then i need to act more mature to make sure we both get home from the grocery store being 4 is way better than being 35 : FACT. |
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i'm getting older since i was born, and you too |
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Ill call bullshit. |
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but, you two are in fact 50% the same person. This genetical thing always freaks me out! you gotta appreciate though... |
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yeah braeden alan smoyer is fucking awesome!!!!!! hes outside playing in the dirt riding his bike, doing 4 y4ar old shit :) reheating something for dinner then we are oudi' true storey: my wife got preg. the first time we tried he rawks, i rawk |
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congs. hopefully he never finds out about the internet, |
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hahaha Ive already helped him navigate redtube.com hahah kidding, i only do that when mommy and Brae arnt around he knows how to log in/password and go to NickJr.com on the laptop. its pretty amazing to watch him play games and navigate around, pretty smart little fucker |
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like by the time he's a teenager, google's algorithms will be megahard awesome and he'll be able to find his dad's post on xlt just by saying "me", big G will compare his voice and your style of writing and find out everything bam! (and also by the fact you put his name here) :B *posts midget chimp porn* |
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yeah i didnt have the internet when i was 4 i was about 20, he a lucky little terd |
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, indeed. |
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I am getting younger. But the thing about the anus is that, excessive cleaning can result in dryness and irritation, which just snowballs into a rash and then the whole body is just one raw and torn up mass of flesh. Then death. It's like acne, too... People with excessively oily faces tend to overdry their face, which actually causes more oil to be produced, to compensate. SOOO, ironically, in order to cut down on excess hcbnmfacial oil production, one must moisturize right after washing the face. |
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"hcbnmfacial" my keyboard fell to the floor |
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tea tree oil mofucka |
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[b]EGUZAKUTORI~![/b] Exactly. And meditation and exercise. By simulating the relative stress levels of youth, one can easily turn off the triggers that eventually domino into a crippled state of shit. So anyone can be young! However... if one remembers... walking was quite difficult. So as an "adult", that's at least working out and concentrating seriously on a daily basis. And as stress is applied, one heals stronger. So the stress must be increased. |
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bbcode for the lose |
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But "older" is only time-relative and says nothing about one's progress in anything. Hence, progeria. All "disorders" are just uncommon realities. But anyway, "older" indicates passing of time, and time is what allows for fun. GO GET SUMMMMM~: |
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So. If I wash my ass, I end up like a piece of bloody meat? Is this also true for women? Clean ass FTW I say |
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Overwash any part of your body with bad soap (common soaps), and it will get fucked up. I wash my hands like dozens of times per day, but it's with glycerine soap, which actually draws moisture to the skin after using. Most people use liquid soaps nowadays, and most liquid soaps are made from sodium lauryl sulfate and its analogues, which are chemical detergents that suck too much oil out of the skin and is also a known skin-irritant. |
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So while detergent type soaps clean extremely efficiently, they're not appropriate for daily washing, unless your job is to be naked in a vat of lard and feces all day. For the best clean and glowing experience, I recommend vegetable oil based soaps, which are often made with essential oils of medicinal and intoxicatingly lovely smelling plants. |
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being a kid is easy to make the most of. being all grown up takes more energy but i bet the fruits of this is sweeter |
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this is a thread with Xtreme soap skills |
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i councour definately a bunch of ass experts or 'butthole conoisseurs' respekt |
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rekt-sept lol, |
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hahaha |
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who, me? |
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threre was a girls who was 19, i was like wow you're young lol. she was though… or i'mgetting old! fucvk that! |
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o yea did i mention that once you're 27 the belly just explodes? i don't want to be 27. i don't want to be 28 etc, |
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'once you're 27 the belly just explodes' source? i mean the age seems accurate but the belly? mine is still perfectly inside around 29 youngsters start saluting you formally like 'good morning' or 'good evening' instead of 'hi/hello' i agree with them |
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on the other hand, if your belly does not explode, girls can be very uncertain, because...well girls tend to explode to when reaching a certain age. and i'm not referring to that 9 month period. |
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weird, that other hand was somewhere in my post before submitting it but i deleted it beforehand |
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<-----35 no belly explosion dont eat a ton of shit and try to exercise otherwise youbecome A FAT FUCK. |
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yeh you're definitely not part of the ragazzi demographic anymore at that age innit, the potbelly thing, dunno it hits some people harder than others right? i certainly felt a switch being flipped last winter, where everything started to get more flabby + belly outwards extension + signs of man tits showed up. some people seem to try and counter these phenomena with this thing called sports, but to quote Guybrush from another thread, sport is art for idiots, maybe i should start smoking again? |
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I've had a pot belly since I was about 21. It has never got bigger or smaller, it just is. My dad has the same thing, my sister calls it 'the shelf'. My hairy back on the other hand, fucking hell it's getting thicker by the day, it'll be longer than my pubes soon. |
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I hear drinking lots of beer, helps the gut, |
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i hate my hairy back too |
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basically twenty + -ish kind of people is smarter than older ones but yuou can drive them crazy anytime lol |
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me too ;( i'm trying so hard to eat healthy, but it's tough.. |
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it's so toufgh wsome girls, theu draw things on your skin i.e. your hand with sharpies, then when you tell them about idm they yawn and let you aloen. aloen, alwqayse aloen. |
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I like a man with a hairy back, |
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