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because if scientists hadn't invented mirrors i wouldn't even see it |
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We can see it but we dont |
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you don't like my butt? |
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but you've got all the rest of your senses to feed you information and providing you with evidence regarding your butt's existence. you may not be able to see it, but you can feel it, and you can sure as hell smell and hear it. if you were brave, you could even taste the waste product of your butt. god bless science :) |
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so if you sensed a dragon, but we didn't, it would actually exist? |
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i only believe what i see with my own eyes! |
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still, you farts argument is pretty good |
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well your obviously sitting on something right now |
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why wouldn't i be floating in the air? gravity has never been proven! |
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butt isn't a nice thing for such an ace thing. We should call it something nicer. Like... I dunno, something nicer. |
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if your butt thinks, it is. otherwise it isn't. |
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I dont look at your butt so I dont know if I like it. |
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do you think it's fat? |
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Dunno..is it? |
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i'm afraid to look in the mirror |
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Maybe you dont even have a butt |
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omg! |
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big's butt |
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I saw my entire digestive system (more or less) the other day. Very odd feeling. |
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how did that happen! |
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Colonoscopy. Btw, sorry about laughing when you said 'I am shitting myself about having a colonoscopy tomorrow'. I thought it was a joke, but now it looks like you were being serious. :) |
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know thyself. know thy butt |
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hehe. :) |
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Colonoscopy followed by an Esophagogastroduodenoscopy. |
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if you're stupid it's because your butt's stupid |
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oky let's be serious for a moment innit. a couple of years ago i went on a trip to Bregenz, Austria, where there is the - a museum for modern art, to see works of Jeff Koons, Damien Hirst and Gerhard Merz. It was a nice exhibition. On my way out, i looked through a stand with postcards which they had on sale, which were mostly from old exhibtions. One of these i looked at - and shat bricks! It depicted an artwork which consisted of some sort of wooden, improvised looking contraption, representing a wooden hut, or rather an outhouse. From the postcard it looked as if you as viewer were invited to get inside the toilet to take a dump. Through a system of mirrors then, you could see your very own butt take a dump, the light being bounced and projected right in front of you! it boggled the mind! sadly, i have not memorized the name of this ingenious artist or this work. So if anyone in this thread is a good googler, i'd be eternally thankful if you could find out about this work. Sincerely, T.Hill |
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i mean if your head is stupid it's because your butt is stupid |
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i feel you(r butt) |
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big! have you got any paint?splosh some different colours on a large piece of paper,sit your bare arse down on it then when you have enough paint on your cheeks print your bum on a clean sheet of good quality paper. ta da! not only irrefutable evidence of the exsistence of your bottom but a lovely keepsake to boot. Top tips for botty printing~ *-dont use leftover gloss and never creasote! *- you can involve a partner,elderly relative or probation officer and invite them to help you load your butt with paint! |
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that's good and fun. but it's not 'live', in real time |
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People depend so much on their eyes, but that's a totally arbitrary decision. Like trying to learn music theory with printed sheets, books, etc. RETARDED. Common and works, but it's not nearly as efficient as learning with the ears. Trying to learn drawing? Well- how about converting all visual knowledge into another format for easier learning, yeah! "Here's how to see and draw!!! *plays Ice Ice Baby* There you go. Here is text for learning music, and music to learn visual art. We're also going to learn the culinary arts by feeling the food, and we're gonna learn about cinema by putting our tongues onto the screen." So while everything can be converted into analogs of a chosen sense, it's much more efficient to work with the senses directly. What is also fun and mind expanding, is to experience the world with a sense that is not the arbitrarily dominant one. Walk outside, and intentionally boost the gain on the ear and skin input. You will feel like Spiderman, and your senses will be tingling. Ideally, one boosts all senses, to be in a state of "3-d" consciousness, as opposed to the primarily "2-d" consciousness of most visually oriented people (and most people don't even have good visual sense, so wtf) |
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Oh, yah-- the point I was going to make is that........... since the dominant sense is arbitrary, try depending on the "sense of taste" for a day. Forget ears and eyes-- fucking TASTE your way around the house, and outside, feel the wind/vacuum of passing cars with the tongue before crossing the street, etc. If people can be so contrived as to convert soul of music, into something that needs to be analyzed by visual abstractions, then people should be able to drive a car with their tongue. |
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...and taste their way around the city streets. |
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is the brain a sense? because i think the other senses get crowded out by my thinking too much i like what you said. i could add though that people are poor at seeing as well. walk the street sometime and look up, you'll notice thinks you hadn't before. so seeing is in that sense is 2D as well: just x and y axes and little z |
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sniff out territories :) |
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Seeing with eyeballz is always 2-d. What is projected into the mind is the same as playing the lovely Quake 3 Arena- seems 3-d, but it is not. To actually see 3-d, you would have to see all visible sides of all objects, simultaneously. So the "3-d consciousness" I was referring to, is more a sense of ambience and a sense of oneself within a context. By using as many senses all possible, the illusion of 3-dimensionality is magnified. Food is a good example. ALL senses involved in the greatest of sizzling foods, which results in an incredible experience. Take away looks, texture, flavor, smell, or sound away from foods, and they cease to become the foods we love. Food is one of the rare examples where people get to use their various unappreciated senses. |
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So in reverse example... In the same way that food becomes "not the same" by taking away the sense-data of JUST ONE sense, imagine how badass life and the flavors of experience are, when one adds ALL THE SENSES that are usually being left out? (as for true 3-d vision, I have experienced it, but it doesn't make sense with regard to eyeballz and isn't really analogous to the way they work) |
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ah you did. cool i just meant with the 2d that if you're really looking to things above and below your eye-line, you effectively live in a 2d world. probably you are looking down to the ground to see where you place your feet, but that's it. |
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you're not really |
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Yah, I know what you mean. Most people are a less-extreme version of how toddlers run at full-speed, looking into a distant nothingness... Fucking dangerous. |
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