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offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 14:50 [#02374548]
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I heard this idiom for the first time from my tall friend
Brad only recently and I thought it was pretty funny. :)

I think it means 'it (whatever is in question) is not the
conventional, accepted way of doing things'. And because of
its subtlety it is kinda pretentious and quintessentially
English and I like that about it.

What funny idioms have you heard in your time here on Earth?


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 15:06 [#02374551]
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My dads got some crackers.
When talking about something with adherant qualities he will
say "It sticks like shit to a blanket."
When an idea has been voiced and generally frowned upon
he'll say,"Well,thats gone down like a shit sandwhich."
Also he says "In the def" which means dressed to kill
aparently.
Are these actually colloquial metaphors?
I think anyone from Sarf Landan would understand what he was
talking about so I think they fit your criteria.
If not...sorry.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 15:12 [#02374552]
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haha, Attie, they were spectacular! :D

It's a shame that these don't seem to be used as much any
more. :(

Especially the shit sandwich one! XD I'd like to launch a
campaign to bring these back, although I guess in London and
places like that they still use them, yeah. :)


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 15:16 [#02374553]
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You can only take my Dad anywhere twice.
The second time to apologise.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 15:21 [#02374554]
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ROFL :D


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2010-03-31 15:53 [#02374555]
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of course i dont know many english ones,
but i always like "when the shit hits the fan"

one of my favourite german idioms is translated
"a grab into the toilet" when you fucked sth up.


 

offline freqy on 2010-03-31 17:33 [#02374556]
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The early bird gets worms.


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2010-03-31 19:00 [#02374563]
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I don't know if this counts as an idiom but I occasionally
use the overstatement; "I'd rather have a pineapple inserted
violently into my rectum" to great effect, mostly to my wife
and most often in a shortened form: "I'd rather have a
pineapple...". The words belong to Edmund Blackadder, btw...



 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-03-31 22:06 [#02374580]
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the early worm gets eaten... remember that freqs :P

a watched kettle never runs off to the woods and hides,
local varient of ..never boils.

look at the pot callin the kettle steve. ...kettle black.



 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-03-31 22:17 [#02374581]
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what an interesting thread.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 22:38 [#02374582]
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...and yet profoundly more interesting than your last
thread.

Funny, that.


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-03-31 22:59 [#02374591]
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i wish i was as witty and glib as you


 


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