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offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2010-03-29 18:10 [#02374263]
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Between my legs feels cold
Your hand I'd like to hold
Soon I will write you a sonnet
Or maybe just wank

Enjoy. I know I did/do.


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2010-03-29 19:03 [#02374268]
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HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAA HAA!!! I get it :)


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-03-29 21:53 [#02374283]
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twat


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-29 22:24 [#02374284]
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Content of that poem was clever and entertaining, but the
way he told it wasn't that good.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2010-03-31 02:23 [#02374504]
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I was trying to make you a god around here
and this is how you repay me



 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 15:00 [#02374549]
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Recycle is a swingin' dude
Unlike other XL-ers he isn't not rude
He does his best to kick some ass
For good guys he takes out the trash

Lincoln US, his home is Heaven!
Known as Lancaster 'til 1867
Abe came along, saw that recycle was good
And awarded him with a knighthood

Today he lives with a harem of bitches
Bad-ass jokes, keeping them in stitches
If I ever met recycle I would bow
He's a fucking god man, I mean, wow!



 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 15:02 [#02374550]
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SHIT!

*Unlike others XL-ers, he is not rude


 

offline cwnt on 2010-04-02 19:17 [#02374780]
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cwnt's rap

oh bre safe
ye lol ye
no bre no
hehe bre ok
oh sorry bre
lol

hehe


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2010-04-05 01:14 [#02375064]
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:) awesome!


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-04-05 18:44 [#02375163]
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Finally, you read it! :)

I been checking back here to see your reply. Glad you like
it.


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-04-05 21:24 [#02375183]
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Twat
Rectum
Anus
Cunt
Tit
Excrement
Reach around
Nob


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-04-06 00:08 [#02375199]
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Wow!

Really creative!

Great flow!

Silly, silly puppy...


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2010-04-06 03:46 [#02375222]
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like it, i absolutely love it dude!!!! thanks yo

Tricycle
Recycle
Aphex Twin
Color
Thad
Eggs
Random
Nerd


 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2010-04-06 03:57 [#02375225]
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tell your mama she forgot her screwdriver at my house:

your mom eats
used condoms
she finds in the
drains

shes a plumber
you are a student

she worked for me
I saw her ass



 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-04-06 12:05 [#02375238]
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Heh.
Guybrush said reach around.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-04-06 13:02 [#02375241]
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Wow, that's good, are you poet laureate? :O


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-04-06 13:32 [#02375243]
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you're like the turd that won't flush
you're like a bad case of thrush
you're a fucking idiot
fuck the fuck off.

no, really, fuck off.


 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2010-04-06 17:17 [#02375255]
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If you have a turd that wont flush, and this has been going
on for a few days, theres probably something wrong with your
pipes. Call your mother.

Shes a plumber
you are a student

she worked for me
I love you


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-04-06 18:18 [#02375269]
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:D


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-04-06 18:18 [#02375270]
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Hi Ampi, how's things?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-04-06 18:35 [#02375273]
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im not kei9


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-04-06 18:36 [#02375274]
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k, soz.

how are you these days?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-04-06 18:38 [#02375277]
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haha HI TRACTERN


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-04-06 18:39 [#02375278]
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im fine you silly streak of shit.
you cool?


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-04-06 18:46 [#02375280]
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Glad you're well.

Yeah, cool here too.

Do you like the poem I writed? I will write one for you if
you want.


 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2010-04-06 18:51 [#02375282]
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rite one for me tractern


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-04-06 19:04 [#02375285]
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seriously mate that dosnt need to happen, but its
exceedingly kind of you to consider it.
now, what you really wanted was a talk of some kind...


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-04-06 21:50 [#02375304]
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Tell me some stuff about you, then I will oblige.

Tell me some stuff you like eating, doing, something like
that.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-04-06 21:53 [#02375305]
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Darn, I missed a chance to chat with AMPI. :(

I was thinking about you when I left my laptop, actually.
Thinking about asking you some things.

Did you have a good Easter? Lotsa shiny choc-eggs?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2010-04-06 23:07 [#02375328]
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y'all have skillz


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2010-04-07 08:39 [#02375433]
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recycle is good for the earth
recycling is good, like the rebirth
he takes the old metal and makes it like new
he takes 80s metal, and burns it to CD
in the 80s it was on tape
recycle


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-04-07 12:01 [#02375444]
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Nice! :)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2010-04-07 18:28 [#02375472]
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did you steal that from Ohgr?


 


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