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a friend of mine has been getting into minimal techno. what should i do? |
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fuck his girlfriend |
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Um, listen to Aphex Twin? That's what I do when I am down. |
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Tell him the laws of minimal techno state he must dress accordingly...ie;like a douchebag. |
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a lot of those people suddenly start looking very homosexual... you better warn your friend ! :/ |
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play phase 4 until he shits himself into submission |
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Pretend you don't hear the beat when he puts his music on. And make fun of him all the time he talks in a positive way about minimal techno. If that doesnt work: fuck his girlfriend or tell him the friendship doesnt work anymore. Its you or minimal techno. |
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tell him to focus on longevity like rap artist aphex twin |
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I think your friend should get into fidget house |
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fart on him, he deserves it |
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...while listening to venetian snares. |
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so is minimal techno not good or something? |
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consider him your minimal friend? which could be handy. minimal friends require minimal amounts of liquor, minimal amounts of attention, minimal amounts of respect, etc. ...you know the drill |
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