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What would happen if I turned the bass up real high and stuck my dick in the subwoofer hole. It's big enough to fit the girth of my cock into. I stick my finger in and it feels really weird. Could it give me an orgasm? But what if it gives my penis tumors.. I'm seriously curious on this one. I'm not joking. This way I can truly get off to music. I can masturbate or have sex during music, but can music get me off? Can I fuck sound? |
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Only one way to find out. |
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Post pics. |
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do it. |
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I'll do it when someone with good information on any side effects of sticking my dick inside a huge subwoofer hole can tell me there are no adverse reactions. |
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I guess doing this would come full circle. My user name could be the track I literally fuck. |
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You should fuck 'Hello Brooklyn" by the beastie boys, much bass in 'at one |
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Would my girlfriend consider fucking autechre or aphex twin or dubstep cheating on her? Like if she caught me doing this. I'm bass-curious. |
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It's not cheating if you're in a different city when you bass-fuck |
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I think you're treading new ground, though. Be a pioneer! |
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It would probably work, but then at such high output, the semen might shoot onto some electronics and have the whole thing explode or fucking kill you. Like if you stuck your dick in a 100,000 watt Reggae sound system speaker, it might get torn off and shot into space on fire. Also, due to the fast vibration of the upper bass frequencies, you might do it for a few seconds and then have a massive blister on your shaft. I imagine you might regret the whole idea, when you're sitting by your stereo equipment with a blistered and bloody dick, that's swollen and stuck in a shorted subwoofer filled with cum. |
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if bass can make you poo i'm sure it can make you splooge, but cheap subwoofer is to halfarsed handjob as ww2 handcrank sinewave generator is to turingtest-approved holographic realdoll |
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the original title for oceans 11 was shit your pants but warner bros wasnt keen on the title |
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i recommend using sleeparchive - transposition reverse |
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make a 10 hour sine wave sweep in soundforge (i recommend 40hz-120hz) and have yourself a good old fashioned tantric bass wank. i do it every weekend and it comes highly recommended. |
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dunno but use a condom |
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this is a new low. |
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o teh punn! |
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that never even occurred to me :) |
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best thread for a while to be honest. |
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So, how did it go, Gwely? Is your cock still in one piece? |
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Rest In Peace Mr. Gwely Mernans. TOMBSTONE READS: A loving man, who got his dick blown off by a subwoofer. |
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Im gonna be hones with you hahah. I did that last night, but the subwoofer wasn't on tho. But omg! It felt really good dude ahahaha. i had to get me dick really quick tho hahaha. dO IT!!!! Im not doing that again tho cuz I feel like a fucking loser now lmoa. No kidding |
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Brown note is urban myth I'm afraid. |
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Sounds that make you nauseous enough to vomit, however, aren't an urban myth. |
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And binaural beats making people hallucinate and shit (among other things). |
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