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Why do you hate fun? |
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and why do you hate funk? |
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and fungus? |
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And what is it you have against funnels? |
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Least you could do is show some love for functions, or go to a fundraiser or something. |
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Or attend a funambulism performance. |
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i agree with hating funerals though. the vibe is usually dead. |
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For sure. Why attend something that is fundamentally depressing? |
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What's he done this time! |
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Well it seems that we can't post pictures of any kind, even though the "upload picture" bar is still there. At first, I thought "Phobia, you clever girl!" because I was attempting to post tits for Hanal and, as it was filtering them out, I wondered if he might have come up with some brilliant algorithm to detect pr0n and nip it in the bud. But seeing as I can't post pictures of tightrope walkers, unless there's some really kinky fetish I'm unaware of, picture posting has been disabled. Plus there's the whole "no search function" thing. |
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I'd demand my time + half for the inconvenience, a further third as Hanal deserved some tits in his thread. You're only 21 once. |
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You're absolutely correct. It's time for the donations bar to give back to the community. |
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Exactly! It's not a one way street. There was a contract made publicly and via traceable private e-mail that set out the terms of exchange. |
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phobiazero died four years ago in a car accident. he was clever enough to let a bot take over the programming of this site. the bot is impossible to reason with. the bot is god. at least that's my thought. all bow. |
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Not that old trick! That's like using 'The dog ate my server". |
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Well perhaps he experiences time differently from us. Instead of aging he gets younger and rather than adding to the site over time, he removes features. Or maybe he's experiencing the same day over and over and can't break free of the time loop. Phobiazero is Phil Connors in Groundhog Day 2: Groundhoggier. |
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I can't see the relative time differential anywhere in the e-mail I got ages ago. This case is solid. I'd expect for you and others to receive up to fifteen cents or an agreed workaround for posting knockers. Right! I'm off for a beer from the fridge! |
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Like Peter North in climax, I'm aiming for the knockers. What's 15 cents when the happiness of our dear Hanal hangs in the balance? |
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I read somewhere that he was working on a better version of xltronic and thats why all other functions are not working right now: he doesn't want to put energie in it. |
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my premium expires tomorrow, not gonna renew it like this. i really would like to at least go back in page 2 threads etc.. still need to tell the wolrd i watched clerks and it was good. |
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You know the space ship / gun turret you control in Space Invaders? Imagine being locked into that since the mid 90s, listening to unreleased APhex Twin that you're not allowed to play to anyone else. That's Phobia's predicament, endlessly redoing XLT, up there with Sysiphus, Heimdall and some other Euro Fuck-Myth. |
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I thought that was Joyrex and his catalogue of bragging rights, telling everyone he has things he can't show - Phobia has personality, or he's at least programmed to have one. |
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Joyrex is a stunted nudger with ready-made message boards and fucking Wisp, he means NOTHING to me. Phobia is a spooky Bergmanesque node that just might serve as a portal for me getting back to where I really belong: 1998. |
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I expect a show from Joyrex, now, we've said his name. |
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Expect a dry hump joylessly meted out by the type of people that put on Acid Nights and design magazines with the words "Design by Design: New Designs in Design - Design" on the front page |
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There is an up-side to being a synthetic, of course. His behavioral inhibitor keeps him from lashing out at trouble makers, he's perfect for web design operations that would be too dangerous for an organic human, plus he's really crafty with a boot knife. Just don't call him a synthetic, he prefers the term "artificial human". |
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