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offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-20 15:16 [#02367812]
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I would go to a prostitute.

It's getting that bad...


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-20 15:18 [#02367813]
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Actually, maybe I would go into town and find a fuck that
way.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-20 15:28 [#02367814]
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You're in Brighton. Stop talking about it and do it.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-20 15:32 [#02367815]
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Here's a headstart.


 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2010-02-20 15:33 [#02367816]
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yea but he needs a money.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-20 15:36 [#02367817]
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He can do it by becoming a male escort. Two-for-one, there.


 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2010-02-20 15:38 [#02367818]
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excellent.


 

offline j4ck from United Kingdom on 2010-02-20 16:33 [#02367821]
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Jeez dude.. I know most women are completely up themselves..
but don't waste your hard to find cash on them!


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2010-02-20 18:34 [#02367836]
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sorry about your love life tractern hope you find that
special some one soon.


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-20 21:56 [#02367867]
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+10 compassion.

well done sir.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-20 22:27 [#02367868]
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get a chinese one, for gud time and see what happan :P


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-02-21 04:25 [#02367879]
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If I were irresistible

I'd have sex with a woman.

It's getting that bad...


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-02-21 04:30 [#02367881]
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http://adultfriendfinder.com/


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 06:24 [#02367883]
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Don't only the divorced and widowed use that?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 06:29 [#02367884]
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Besides Tractern, Rohypnol doesn't cost much does it?


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 06:29 [#02367885]
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Aw. :(

You are irresistible in certain ways, jnsato. You just have
to flaunt your best points. :)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 06:31 [#02367886]
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haha! :D

YES! Good idea. :)

Plus I ain't never did a sex afore, so maybe I got a niche
there.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 06:33 [#02367887]
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haha!

Genuine laugh out loud! :D

My friends joke about that with me all the time... :)

Lol, yeah, I'll look into it and if it's the cheaper option
than a prossie, I'll consider it. ;)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 06:38 [#02367888]
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haha, thanks! :)

I dunno though, the ass at the bottom right of
Brighton Oriental Escort Service page looks a bit bruised. So I doubt I will be
going there. Probably cheaper than the others though,
perhaps... Then again, Chinese takeaways are expensive for
what they are... :/


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 06:41 [#02367889]
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If I get a fuck out of it, I think I get the best deal. ;)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 06:42 [#02367890]
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Thanks, man. :)


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-02-21 07:38 [#02367894]
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i regrettably signed up when drunk and got to see a pic of
the tits of some girl i went to school with but it wasn't
worth it


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 08:46 [#02367901]
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Sold.


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-02-21 09:01 [#02367904]
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Plus I ain't never did a sex afore, so maybe I got a niche
there.

are you the new combo? good grief.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 09:05 [#02367905]
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Did combo get a sex in the end? Is that why he's
disappeared?


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-02-21 09:07 [#02367906]
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he finally got laid by a hooker.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 09:08 [#02367907]
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Wow.


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-02-21 09:38 [#02367909]
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why the wow, its not like he actually did anything other
than exchange money for a service


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 10:36 [#02367912]
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I prefer 'wow' to 'cool' is all. I have no problem with
visiting ladies of the night.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 10:37 [#02367914]
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Why am I justifying myself on here? I need an IRL. Help me
Guybrush.


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-02-21 10:52 [#02367915]
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you must learn to help yourself first


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-21 18:52 [#02367980]
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Sorry to disappoint. I didnae have no fucking encounters.
:(

I did have a shave, though. Maybe that'll help me get a sexy
times, perhaps for free and everything! ^^

Also, here's a fun fact: people have to pay to become
employed by an escort agency! :o Between £200 and £500 in
a one-off payment to join. It seems that my mate Tall Brad
considered joining an escort agency, but decided not to cos
of this reason.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2010-02-21 18:55 [#02367982]
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tool, hooker with a p3ni5


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-02-21 23:19 [#02368003]
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Haha, thanks! But also sorry, cuz I was making various
points about the original post. The OP emphasizes money as
a means for sex, when really, attraction is all that is
needed. So it shows what the OP sees as a viable means of
sex. "If I had money", is basically a free wish, so if a
wish were for sex, it's interesting that payment for sex was
emphasized most. As any wish is possible, a point I was
making is that one could wish for attraction and be back in
30 minutes with a girl- for free- or simply wish for an
extremely horny girl to appear in the bedroom, without
having to go through the process of looking for someone to
pay

The other point I was making is that... paying for sex
sounds desperate, but in the way that I put it, the
desperation for sex seems natural and simplistic, when
actually, the desperation can be the same in both cases.
The interesting thing is that both the prostitute post and
my post are just saying, "I'd have sex if someone would have
sex with me."

IN REPLY TO:
Aw. :(

You are irresistible in certain ways, jnsato. You just have

to flaunt your best points. :)



 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-22 06:32 [#02368012]
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I was kinda joking about paying for sex. Don't look too much
into it... ;)

I am pretty hard up for a fuck, though. :)


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-02-22 08:28 [#02368018]
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well posting about it on an electronic music message board
is the best way to resolve that issue; it worked for combo


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-02-22 09:24 [#02368026]
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this is real life?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-02-22 09:58 [#02368033]
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If I had a money, I'd money in the mor-or-ning I'd money in
the evening, all over this la-and. I'd money out dan-ger,
I'd money out a war-ning. I'd money out love between, my
brothers and my sisters, all over this laa-aa-and.


 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2010-02-22 10:04 [#02368034]
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being able to fuck on your first time is a bit
improbable dear virgin Mister Tractern.


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-02-22 10:12 [#02368036]
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would you be a dear and post this picture in this
thread? cheers babe


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-02-22 10:16 [#02368037]
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I knew I bought a premium membership for something.


Attached picture

 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-02-22 10:28 [#02368040]
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brilliant. cheers.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-02-22 15:00 [#02368088]
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lols


 


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