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offline PAW from STL (United States) on 2010-02-02 15:36 [#02364036]
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Nice to see you


 

offline mohamed on 2010-02-02 15:40 [#02364039]
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hello, i'm rtaerd


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 15:42 [#02364040]
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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 15:45 [#02364042]
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To see you...


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offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 15:50 [#02364045]
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Didn't he do well?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 15:54 [#02364046]
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offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 15:57 [#02364048]
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It looks like the cover to Dead Cities.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 15:58 [#02364049]
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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:03 [#02364050]
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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:08 [#02364051]
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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:13 [#02364053]
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offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2010-02-02 16:15 [#02364054]
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way too much fun with brucie there


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:26 [#02364059]
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offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2010-02-02 16:29 [#02364066]
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fav+


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:30 [#02364067]
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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:33 [#02364071]
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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:34 [#02364073]
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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:38 [#02364077]
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offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:38 [#02364078]
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It's a Brucie Bonus. A chin that can make Leno jealous.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-02-02 16:40 [#02364082]
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Haha


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:42 [#02364087]
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offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:44 [#02364088]
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Someone needs to .gif this thread.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:47 [#02364089]
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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:49 [#02364090]
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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:54 [#02364091]
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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:56 [#02364092]
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offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-02-02 16:57 [#02364093]
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Have you read those Kriss Akabusi erotic stories?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 16:59 [#02364096]
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Yes! I've lost the book mark in my move from crashing
computer to crashing computer, do you have it?



 

offline Dael from the low end (Australia) on 2010-02-02 17:05 [#02364098]
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nice one, you should animate this beast


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-02-02 17:10 [#02364099]
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I think it gone now. The only one I've got is
this


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 17:21 [#02364105]
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Such a shame, it was a blog wasn't it?


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-02-02 17:24 [#02364106]
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Yes, I've cried with laughter a few times reading those
stories.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 17:42 [#02364113]
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3 pages of Akabusirotica.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 17:46 [#02364115]
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Or, this post is apparently the "full collection".


 

offline Zephyr Twin from on 2010-02-02 17:59 [#02364125]
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Haha! These are slayers.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 18:02 [#02364127]
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Czech your e-mails, sir.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-02-02 18:07 [#02364131]
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I really wish I had saved them. There was twice that amount
and it got better and better the more you read. I won't
make that mistake again.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 18:10 [#02364132]
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I'll search for them. As long as I don't get put on some
sort of pervo-list for googling Akabusi sex.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 18:20 [#02364141]
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"Mr Akabusi, please come in" said the secretary as she
adjusted her horn rimmed glasses and felt the sudden rush of
blood to her clunge.

Akabusi strode into the room like a Titan with a clown face.
His eyes were drawn to the secretary's tight black pencil
skirt and loose white blouse, through which he could see a
straining white bra and within that a pair of massive
bristols.

"I've come to fix your pipes" announced Kriss with his deep
barotone timbre filling the room like spunk filling a vagina
after after a ten year prison sentence.

The secretary quickly sat on the desk and unhooked her tight
Croydon facelift hairdo unleashing waves and waves of lush
brown hair.

Akubusi dropped his dungerees and let his throbbing member
fall to the ground. As he spied the secretary's glistening
axe wound his cock stood to attention quicker than a Chelsea
Pensioner at the Cenotaph.

He then banged her. And banged her. And banged her. Until
the secretary was like a floppy doll covered with spunk.

As Akubusi wiped his now flacid python on some company
stationery he whispered "Awooga" to the naked secretary and
patted her on the fanny.

The End


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 18:21 [#02364144]
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Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion
with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall.
As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and
slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress his
polished ebony skin.

The house was quiet. He looked into one room and saw the
sleeping Peter Andre - without the wig and wax on his face
he was rather beautiful. But Akabusi wasn't into arses. Not
today.

He heard a noise coming from the bathroom. He ran along the
landing, his giant cock swinging in the air like Saddam on
Youtube. He looked into the bathroom and saw a mad little
f**ker, big as a barrel and blind as a bat leaping up and
down in some boiling water.

"Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son
with your cock out".

Akabusi slowly turned around and saw Katie Price in front of
him - wearing nothing but a Juicy Couture camisole and the
slightest glistening of her ample clunge.

As ever Akabusi's cock became harder than the Guardian
cryptic and proceeded to bang her tits off as Harvey ate a
bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps from the floor that Akabusi had
brought just in case.

Before Akabusi left he wiped his now dying cock on Harvey's
afro, bent down to the prone Jordan, who lay liked a
painter's radio in the moonlight, and whispered "Awooga" in
her ear and patted her on the fanny.

The End


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 18:22 [#02364145]
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Alright, fuck posting them if the character limit is going
to be a cockworthy slit.

Big collection here.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-02-02 18:32 [#02364152]
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Thanks!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-02 18:46 [#02364156]
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That's my favourite by far.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-05 05:16 [#02364582]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline HIGHLANDER from Israel on 2010-02-05 05:17 [#02364583]
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BRUCE


 

offline freqy on 2010-02-05 10:35 [#02364648]
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oh my god.

to see you like this?...nice .??

LOL: P


 

offline PAW from STL (United States) on 2010-02-06 10:05 [#02364796]
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considerabley


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-08-02 20:16 [#02388516]
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Fav+


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2010-08-02 21:03 [#02388522]
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oh no you didn't!


 

offline twigclanx from twatsville on 2014-04-04 20:28 [#02469584]
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oh no you DUBturbo!


 


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