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hello, i'm rtaerd |
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To see you... |
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Didn't he do well? |
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It looks like the cover to Dead Cities. |
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way too much fun with brucie there |
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fav+ |
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It's a Brucie Bonus. A chin that can make Leno jealous. |
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Haha |
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Someone needs to .gif this thread. |
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Have you read those Kriss Akabusi erotic stories? |
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Yes! I've lost the book mark in my move from crashing computer to crashing computer, do you have it? |
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nice one, you should animate this beast |
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I think it gone now. The only one I've got is |
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Such a shame, it was a blog wasn't it? |
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Yes, I've cried with laughter a few times reading those stories. |
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Or, is apparently the "full collection". |
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Haha! These are slayers. |
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Czech your e-mails, sir. |
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I really wish I had saved them. There was twice that amount and it got better and better the more you read. I won't make that mistake again. |
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I'll search for them. As long as I don't get put on some sort of pervo-list for googling Akabusi sex. |
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"Mr Akabusi, please come in" said the secretary as she adjusted her horn rimmed glasses and felt the sudden rush of blood to her clunge. Akabusi strode into the room like a Titan with a clown face. His eyes were drawn to the secretary's tight black pencil skirt and loose white blouse, through which he could see a straining white bra and within that a pair of massive bristols. "I've come to fix your pipes" announced Kriss with his deep barotone timbre filling the room like spunk filling a vagina after after a ten year prison sentence. The secretary quickly sat on the desk and unhooked her tight Croydon facelift hairdo unleashing waves and waves of lush brown hair. Akubusi dropped his dungerees and let his throbbing member fall to the ground. As he spied the secretary's glistening axe wound his cock stood to attention quicker than a Chelsea Pensioner at the Cenotaph. He then banged her. And banged her. And banged her. Until the secretary was like a floppy doll covered with spunk. As Akubusi wiped his now flacid python on some company stationery he whispered "Awooga" to the naked secretary and patted her on the fanny. The End |
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Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress his polished ebony skin. The house was quiet. He looked into one room and saw the sleeping Peter Andre - without the wig and wax on his face he was rather beautiful. But Akabusi wasn't into arses. Not today. He heard a noise coming from the bathroom. He ran along the landing, his giant cock swinging in the air like Saddam on Youtube. He looked into the bathroom and saw a mad little f**ker, big as a barrel and blind as a bat leaping up and down in some boiling water. "Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son with your cock out". Akabusi slowly turned around and saw Katie Price in front of him - wearing nothing but a Juicy Couture camisole and the slightest glistening of her ample clunge. As ever Akabusi's cock became harder than the Guardian cryptic and proceeded to bang her tits off as Harvey ate a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps from the floor that Akabusi had brought just in case. Before Akabusi left he wiped his now dying cock on Harvey's afro, bent down to the prone Jordan, who lay liked a painter's radio in the moonlight, and whispered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny. The End |
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Alright, fuck posting them if the character limit is going to be a cockworthy slit. |
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Thanks! |
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That's my favourite by far. |
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BRUCE |
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oh my god. to see you like this?...nice .?? LOL: P |
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considerabley |
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oh no you didn't! |
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oh no you DUBturbo! |
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