 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 Now online (1)belb ...and 301 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2613461 Today 4 Topics 127500 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Itchy bum nuggets, picking them out then having to interact with someone while your hands smell of poo. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
And when you pull them out, you're trying to be all sly as if you're getting something out of your back pocket but one inevitably pulls a hair out and that makes you wince and look fucking stupid. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
why did i read that at all ? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Oh, man, DIS SHOW IS SO TIGHT!!! Me and da boyz alwayz light up a 10 inch fattie and watch this shit in the back of my lino, CUZ IT'S *REEEAL*, from the STREETS. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
worst thing ever= the flavor of lamb. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
What's good is human+lamb. It costs a lot in restaurants, cuz the preparation takes about 3 months. It requires having a human to form a loving bond with a lamb. Eventually they have to get close enough to have sex. So in the restaurant, there's a special preparation room, where the human and lamb have sex. At the peak of climax for both, the floor opens up and they're dropped into the flash fryer, to stop the libido and ecstasy in its tracks! Various parts are then sliced thinly. One always has to eat the human and lamb simultaneously, which brings orgasm at every bite. Soft on the inside, crisp on the outside. OKAY, sorry-- I just woke up. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
fuck u u tastless mcdonalds eating fucking american cunt. go eat some grass wankbag tossing fat enducing paedoskeleton fucking mongface. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
condescending europeans - 1 lamb-loathing americans - 0 |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
suck my cheeseburger you buggering rabbit rapist |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i'm here for you baby :-* |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
thankyou sir! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I did actually have McDonalds like 2 weeks ago for the first time in like 2 years. I was getting my car smog checked and there were too many people ahead of me in line, and it was the closest restaurant in walking distance. The fries were good, the burger borderline mediocre. I'd give the entire meal a B-. The service was prompt however. As for Lamb, I don't know why but it's so fucking foul. If you walk up to living sheep, you can smell that god awful flavor emminating from them, you really can. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
edit: fries = "chips." |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Eating corpses is generally disgusting, but lamb meat has nice depth to it. Much like liver, it's not best served plain. I like lamb. I LI' I' A' LO'. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
The only bad lamb I've ever had is when people take the liberty of cooking it rare or well done. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
oh also: fuck u u crumpet eating fucking pompus brit. you probably sound like niles crane from fraiser. ibet your teeth are all maligned. you have urgent need go dentistry. go set your fucking clock to greenwich mean time and spread fancy jams on your crumpets in your winstion churchill tank top. ... I love you. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Why would he need to set his clock to GMT if he already lives in Britain? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
thats what i wanna know about it. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
|
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
The highlights of this thread are Indie's posts and the part of jnasato's post where I misinterpreted "get close enough to have sex" as a spacial barrier that needed to be circumvented. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I sent you an email. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Through the internet. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Which is a digital means of communication, information and networking. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
haha! good stuff. youre right thou.. :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
|
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
don' t eat anything with a mom |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
