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offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-17 14:20 [#02360118]
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sayWHAT?

Now you all know what they are,Id like you to post some
examples please.Thanks must go to Slvax's gran who started
me off with her 'spine flu'.
Descent?
:D


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-17 14:24 [#02360119]
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Hahaha!

I was listening to a great Cocteau Twins song in
Pearly-Dewdrops Drops, and trying to decipher what on earth Fraser
was going on about.

The chorus is quite obviousy:

Movie Stars, are ruddy close,
Oh as the Pearly-Dewdrops drops,
'Tis a lovely lovely pearly pearly pearly bicycley tulips,
so.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-17 14:28 [#02360123]
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And much to my chagrin, I found it was actually:

We'll be sold, when Roddy comes,
Comes for pearly dewdrops drops,
'Tis the lucky lucky penny penny penny,
Buys the pearly to their souls.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-17 14:36 [#02360125]
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Robert Palmers Addicted to Love.

"Might as well face it youre a dick with a glove."


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-17 14:39 [#02360129]
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Hahahaha, now that caught me off guard.

There's the classic Jimi Hendrix one in Purple Haze:

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

This and this house them all.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-17 14:43 [#02360133]
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kenlee

tulibo liboo louchoo


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-17 14:46 [#02360134]
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On the Kissthisguy site, there's this little interpretation
of Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights:

It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a wombat.
Oh, so cold at the end of your winter



 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2010-01-17 17:04 [#02360169]
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LAST NIGHT A DJ SHAVED MY WIFE


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2010-01-17 17:06 [#02360171]
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"i'm a lardo, an albino"


 

offline anirog on 2010-01-17 17:18 [#02360177]
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Heard this song was about alcohol.


 

offline Advocate on 2010-01-19 07:56 [#02360575]
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CHERRY-COLOURED FUNK

Beetles and eggs and blues and pour a little everything else
You steam a lens stable eyes and glass
Not get pissed off through my bird lips as good news

Still we can find our love down from behind
Down far behind this fabulous, my turn rules

Beetles and eggs and blues and bells and eggs and then blued
Beetles and eggs and blues and pour a little everything else
You steam a lens stable eyes and glass
Not get pissed off through my bird lips as good news

You'll hang the hearts black and dull as the night
We hanged your pass and start being as you in ecstasty
Still being cried and laughed at before
Should I be sewn in hugged I can by not saying
Still being cried and laughed at from light to blue

And should I be hugged and tugged down through this tiger's
masque
And should I be sung and unbroken by not saying
You mind not saying

He'll hang that heart's black and dull as the night
Still being cried and laughed at from behind me, from gains
We hanged your pass and star being as you in ecstasy
Still being cried and laughed at from behind me, from gains
Should I be sung and unbroken by not saying
Still being cried and laughed at from behind me, from gains
Hugged and tugged down through this tiger's masque for key


 

offline Advocate on 2010-01-19 07:58 [#02360576]
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'tis high art, this


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2010-01-19 08:36 [#02360586]
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its not from a song but another misunderstanding,
in germany you can do a "civil service" instead of a
forced basic year in the army. e.g. working with disableds
etc.
so my friend and i chose to do that and my buddy´s
grandpa then asked him the how the "civil defense" was
like.
we laughed :)


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-01-19 08:42 [#02360587]
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one of the first versions of california dreaming i heard was
a punk cover, i thought it went 'all the trees are, and the
sky is grey,id be safe and warm in my fuzzy linen'


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-01-19 13:14 [#02360627]
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Does it have to pertain to song lyrics? My friend's mom has
done too many to count over the years, but it's just her
misinterpretation of various words and phrases. I wish I
could think of more than one because there have been
probably hundreds, but I know she thought the animal
Armadillo was "Amorello" for quite a while. Oh, and she
referred to the film "Dumb and Dumber" as "Dumber than Dumb"
for several years. I guess these aren't really Mondegreens,
we called them "Patties."


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-19 13:59 [#02360630]
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Zephyr...you can call them whatever you like and post as
many as you want.
I should have just called it the We All Make Mistakes ~It
Doesnt Mean We Have Oldtimers Disease Thread.
I still wince when I think of the time RD mentioned HGTTG
trainers and I thought they were some super cool brand
name.
: ,


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-19 14:20 [#02360634]
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There was a girl who I used to know, called Faith. Nobody
could get her name right, and went through Joy, Hope and
Grace before arriving at her actual name. She was not
amused.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-01-19 14:27 [#02360636]
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I hate those kind of names. I pray I never meet a
"Charity."

Also, thanks for your acceptance of my missing-the-point,
Atty. <3


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-19 14:31 [#02360637]
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I bet you, a girl called Charity is fed up with swarthy
cocks telling the totally original "I'll donate to Charity"
joke.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-19 14:34 [#02360638]
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M told me he went to school with a girl called Jenny Taylor.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-01-19 14:38 [#02360639]
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No doubt, but she's asking for it by not having her name
legally changed.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-19 14:39 [#02360640]
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And there's always the guy called Shithead (Shi-theed) who
starts of life in a lovely position.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-19 14:46 [#02360643]
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In my primary school, there was a boy called Bilal - he
didn't have a surname, so the school thought it to be the
best choice in repeating his first. Any time he got an
award, the name on the certificate would be "Bilal Bilal" -
and as kids, that just gives you invitation to sing "Bilal
Bilal" to the tune of Piero Umiliani's "Mah Nà Mah Nà".


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-19 14:51 [#02360644]
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Actual original.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-01-19 18:36 [#02360701]
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haha. I think it would be kind of cool not to have a
surname. Instant rock-star status?


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-19 18:39 [#02360704]
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Happy 16k meaningless internet points.

I think you should go the Prince route and change your name
into a symbol. I'd want the biohazard one.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-01-19 19:10 [#02360706]
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Oh, thank you. I hadn't even noticed.

I would gladly change my user name if I could. I've always
regretted not spending more than 5 seconds coming up with
one.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-19 19:34 [#02360710]
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It's just an internet moniker, it doesn't really matter. I
chose something purposely banal.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-01-19 19:38 [#02360711]
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I always thought you were paying homage to this.
:D


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-19 19:44 [#02360712]
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Maybe I was.

Normally, I just use this to create a pseudonym
for me.


 


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